Get out your diaries and take heed! The first Thursday of every second month at the Last Chance is henceforth to be known as TURDSDAY: an irregular bowel movement of grind, gore and CHUD to upset your insides and make your Friday at work even worse than usual! $5 entry and doors at 8pm!
The first instalment in this crapulence-inducing crapfest is TURDSDAY APRIL 5 with:
RAWHEAD: Goregrind disgustation. For fans of: Gargling toilet water from a public toilet.
INCINERATED: Morticianwave pummelers. For fans of: Your speakers vibrating across the room.
SPEW BALLOON: Beach Boys from an alternate universe. For fans of: Having your girlfriend stolen and sand kicked in your face.
DERAILMENT: Knuckle-dragging grind sludge. For fans of: Missing the last train home.
A round of applause to DISPLEASING DESIGNS for this horrific flyer.
KUTABARE – these wretched, slimy, cretinous and downright disgusting gory ‘n sludgy DEATH/GRIND legends are back and killing it. Try pulling yourself out of the dirt after they’re done. Hint: you won’t be able to cause you’ll be fucking dead!
CLOGGED – Fist pumpin’, hard Jardin’ noisy GOREGRIND WILDNESS dealt out by members of Internal Rot, Super Fun Happy Slide, Headless Death and many others! For Last Days of Humanity-obsessed chuds only!!
CHRISTCRUSHER – supersonic MELBOURNE GRINDCORE SYNDICATE speed dealers that’ll destroy you along with all the bullshit you think is cool. BLAST!!
PREGNANCY – knuckle-dragging GOREGRIND DEPRAVITY that won’t stop beating the stinking carcasses of Bile, CBT and The Day Everything Became Nothing. Not for those without robust bowels!
ASBESTOSISIS – heaving, lurching GOREGRIND/NOISE slop that’ll induce vomiting en masse to all those within ear/arseshot. This is a rotten-to-shit offal pit in audial form so you better not wear a clean shirt!
RAWHEAD – GOREGRINDING MORTICIANWAVE idiots. Plenty of Hemdale/Last Days/Regurgitate vibes in amidst the Jards!
$10 entry. Doors at 7:30, bands at 8pm
Thanks to Lachy for organising this cracker! I’m gonna be filling in on vocals for PREGNANCY for this gig, should be fun!
Calling all C.H.U.D.s! On Monday Sept 25th, head down to the Last Chance for a night of ugly, malformed and downright disgusting GRIND/DEATH. HEADLESS DEATH bring the negativity and extreme self-hatred in 280bpm spades (touring the US in November!), SPEW BALLOON will forcibly eject your lower digestive tract out through your crusty-ass nose, INCINERATED muscle out the Hardest Jards in true Morticianwave fashion and RAWHEAD kick this outrageously appalling night off its hinges in a hideous display of Z-tuned boneheadery played by actual real life C.H.U.D.s.
HEADLESS DEATH: https://headlessdeath.bandcamp.com/
SPEW BALLOON: https://spasmoslop.bandcamp.com/album/demo-2017