SULFURIC CAUTERY/GIRTH Melb shows!

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Girth (USA) offer up a rancid goregrind feast fit only for the morbid(ly obese) with their immense weight supported by Melbourne grindcore smashers Internal Rot, grinding death metal bulldozers Incinerated and hard Jardin’ goregrinders Clogged!

Girth:
https://girthcore666.bandcamp.com/

Internal Rot:
https://internalrotters.bandcamp.com/

Incinerated:
https://incinerateddm.bandcamp.com/

Clogged:
https://radicalblarghst.bandcamp.com/album/clogged

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US hyperblasting grindcore heavyweights Sulfuric Cautery are heading down here to lay waste to our east coast and as the final date of their tour, this show is a fucking huge banger covering as much as is possible of Melbourne’s most ruthless!

Sulfuric Cautery
Faceless Burial
ESP Mayhem
Derailment
Rawhead
Sanctioned
Asbestosisis
GBS

Sulfuric Cautery:
https://terriblemutilation.bandcamp.com/album/chainsaws-clogged-with-the-underdeveloped-brain-matter-of-xenophobes-2


BRUTAL! Hugest cheers to TERRIBLE MUTILATION for organising this crazy shit!

SULFURIC CAUTERY will also be touring east Aus with CONTAMINATED so check it out if you’re in that direction!

UMBILICAL TENTACLE @ The Tote 15/03/2019

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Friday March 15th at The Tote $12

INTERNAL ROT – warp speed grindcore fogeys refusing to listen to their creaky old bodies and quit
https://internalrotters.bandcamp.com/

THE SEAFORD MONSTER – chunky-riffing chunk-blowing brutal death metal slamborghini racers
https://theseafordmonster.bandcamp.com/

UMBILICAL TENTACLE – disco-grinding ass-shaking surfcorenoisewave pioneers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbFsc4rfh_o

INCINERATED – ultra blasting spew bucket deathgrind preposterousness
https://incinerateddm.bandcamp.com/album/split-w-hallucination-realized

MUNT – blackened grinding crusty death metal rageousness doing a burnout on your lawn
https://muntgrind.bandcamp.com/track/striges

This is a benefit show to raise funds to help with medical costs and the costs of moving house at short notice for a parent and child after a serious knife assault in a home intrusion. The parent suffered a life threatening injury and is currently recovering with family interstate but when they are recovered they need to move to a safer home. They’d prefer to stay anonymous but will very much appreciate any contribution that can be made by attending this show.

It’ll be a damn good night for a really great cause so please rock up and have a mosh and a dance and a slam!

THE BORKENLAYNE is upon us! Pt. 3

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Hagamoto CLASSICKS (JAP/AUS) – Selections spanning Hagamoto’s entire grind core career including trax from Bodies Lay Broken, Bendur Ham, Patisserie and more!

Incinerated – ‘Crushing Death/Grind Morticianwave’
https://incinerateddm.bandcamp.com/track/lung-blower

Asbestosisis – ‘Unlistenable Goregrind’
https://asbestosisis.bandcamp.com/track/pinnacleofbarbarity

The Borkenlayne (JAP/AUS) – ‘Discos Al Pacinos meets Aussie Drongo Nuts’
https://radicalblarghst.bandcamp.com/album/pain-is-the-fearminder

Rawhead – ‘Goretician Nightmare’
https://rawheadau.bandcamp.com/track/heave-it

Spew Balloon – ‘Chundergrind Towelcore’
https://spewballoon.bandcamp.com/track/spew-balloon-3

Extremely Brutal (JAP) – Solo Version – ‘Extremely Brutal Grindcore’
https://extremelybrutal.bandcamp.com/track/drowned-and-torn-2

Catbox (JAP) – ‘Drum only instrumental band’
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Sat 21st July @ The Footscray Hotel
Doors @ 8pm
$10 Entry

https://www.facebook.com/events/850986915102695/
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THE BORKENLAYNE (JAP/AUS) is the latest string in the HAGAMOTO bow of br00dleness teaming up with local drum whacker BRAD (SFHS, Clogged etc) and viscious vocal vehemency by NIK (SFHS, Clogged etc) and BRENDAN (Spew Balloon). A majestic journey into a world of thrashing goregrind wildness full of RIFFS!, WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP blasts, gelatinous throat excretions and excessive pinch harmonics!!
This tour will serve as the launch for the debut album “PAIN IS THE FEARMINDER” CD out on RADICAL BLARGHST.

EXTREMELY BRUTAL – Solo Version (JAP) will also be launching their debut CD release destined to soil your ears with intensely tough death metal fretboard wizardry and pulverising percussive bludegoning, on the CD (not the shows) by DAN (ARCHAGATHUS).

SHOW #1 – Fri 13th July @ SWAMPLANDS (Tago Mago)
https://www.facebook.com/events/414882605647540/

SHOW #2 – Sun 15th July @ The Bendigo Hotel
https://www.facebook.com/events/895826857287013/

TURDSDAY #2

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Get out your diaries and take heed! The first Thursday of every second month at the Last Chance is henceforth to be known as TURDSDAY: an irregular bowel movement of grind, gore and CHUD to upset your insides and make your Friday at work even worse than usual! $5 entry and doors at 7:30pm!

Turdsday number twos promises to be just as wafty as the first thanks to the following miscreants:

EMPTY GESTURE: Unflushed toilet mince grind.
ESP MAYHEM: Multi-synth grind overload.
SPEW BALLOON: Sand-in-your-dacks-like-kitty-litter gromit crushers.
CLOGGED: S-bend blocking goregrind. BYO plunger.

Coming soon: TURDSDAY #3! August 2nd!


ESP MAYHEM replacing DEFENESTRATION so I’ll be doing my first ever triple-clanger!

Flyer by Displeasing Designs

TURDSDAY – 05/04/2018

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Get out your diaries and take heed! The first Thursday of every second month at the Last Chance is henceforth to be known as TURDSDAY: an irregular bowel movement of grind, gore and CHUD to upset your insides and make your Friday at work even worse than usual! $5 entry and doors at 8pm!

The first instalment in this crapulence-inducing crapfest is TURDSDAY APRIL 5 with:

RAWHEAD: Goregrind disgustation. For fans of: Gargling toilet water from a public toilet.
INCINERATED: Morticianwave pummelers. For fans of: Your speakers vibrating across the room.
SPEW BALLOON: Beach Boys from an alternate universe. For fans of: Having your girlfriend stolen and sand kicked in your face.
DERAILMENT: Knuckle-dragging grind sludge. For fans of: Missing the last train home.


A round of applause to DISPLEASING DESIGNS for this horrific flyer.

CLOGGED @ The Tote 31/03/2018

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Saturday March 31st:

Internal Rot
Asbestosisis
Clogged
Faceless Burial
Derailment

8PM, $5 ENTRY @ TOTE

https://www.facebook.com/events/154981081851500/

Flyer by Max Crumbs

CLOGGED update

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CLOGGED @ House show March 2018 by Yunis Tmeizeh
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CLOGGED @ House show March 2018 by Yunis Tmeizeh

CLOGGED finally did a new recording! Thanks to INTERNAL ROT cancelling at the last minute we took their spot and recorded 20 songs at Goatsound last weekend, including a soon-to-be-infamous CRADLE OF FILTH cover!
The tracks will be split into a few releases:
– SOUNDS LIKE SHIT compilation on GRINDFATHER
– THIS IS MORTICIANWAVE VOL. 1 compilation on RADICAL BLARGHST
– and a full EP

Stay tuned for info on these things!

Big cheers to Yunis Tmeizeh for the pics above, and thanks to Flid and the hosts for hosting a sweet gig!

PUNCH YOURSELF… – 03/03/2018

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HULK BOGAN presents: Punch yourself in the face all dayer

Flid is leaving/Nats birthday/HANGOVERDOSE and Killsnitch Engage last show so lots of reasons to get mangelled at a whomping big house show 
(Address to be released nearer the time)

HANGOVERDOSE- (last show) Atonal fist fight
SISTEMA EN DECADENCIA- Full speed Washing machine with a brick in it
CLOGGED- Drain cleaning plumberviolence
ENZYME- Brain+Hammer
KILLSNITCH ENGAGE- (last show) Musical cartwheel
ASBESTOSISIS- Blocked toilet jacuzzi
DEAD ROOT- The funnist way to get disembowelled 
SPEW BALLOON- premature lumpy yawn providers
BLOCKADE- dbeat humdingers with tasty riff zingers
PEST- Foot through the floor dbeat whoppers
CREEPS DIET- Bringing down the wall with slow then fast
MISSTRESS DOLLOP AND THE ACOUSTIC WALLOP-Acoustic/spoken word to make you feel bad about yourself


House show! Email me if you want the address – sfhsgrind [[[@]]] hotmail.com
Big cheers to Flid for asking Spewies and Clogged to play this humdinger!

GRIND PUNISHMENT @ Last Chance 17/02/2018

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KUTABARE – these wretched, slimy, cretinous and downright disgusting gory ‘n sludgy DEATH/GRIND legends are back and killing it. Try pulling yourself out of the dirt after they’re done. Hint: you won’t be able to cause you’ll be fucking dead!

CLOGGED – Fist pumpin’, hard Jardin’ noisy GOREGRIND WILDNESS dealt out by members of Internal Rot, Super Fun Happy Slide, Headless Death and many others! For Last Days of Humanity-obsessed chuds only!!

CHRISTCRUSHER – supersonic MELBOURNE GRINDCORE SYNDICATE speed dealers that’ll destroy you along with all the bullshit you think is cool. BLAST!!

PREGNANCY – knuckle-dragging GOREGRIND DEPRAVITY that won’t stop beating the stinking carcasses of Bile, CBT and The Day Everything Became Nothing. Not for those without robust bowels!

ASBESTOSISIS – heaving, lurching GOREGRIND/NOISE slop that’ll induce vomiting en masse to all those within ear/arseshot. This is a rotten-to-shit offal pit in audial form so you better not wear a clean shirt!

RAWHEAD – GOREGRINDING MORTICIANWAVE idiots. Plenty of Hemdale/Last Days/Regurgitate vibes in amidst the Jards!

$10 entry. Doors at 7:30, bands at 8pm


Thanks to Lachy for organising this cracker! I’m gonna be filling in on vocals for PREGNANCY for this gig, should be fun!

GRINDCORE FEVER @ Whole Lotta Love

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Flyer by Displeasing Designs

Complete loss-of-control grindcore FEVER hits Whole Lotta Love on Friday January 26th!! Bring ya tissues, band-aids, diapers and spittle-hankies because you’re gonna need ’em all for this continence-testing mess!!

Internal Rot
Saturday’s headline: RELENTLESS GRINDCORE SMASHERS SMASH GRINDCORE FANS RELENTLESSLY. Expect relentless smashing.

Christ Crusher- Melbourne Grind Syndicate 666
MGS reppin’ speed freaks who have been doing this shit since well before you ever trepidatiously typed ‘grindcore’ into YouTube!

Clogged
More repulsive than that guy who sits next to you on the train at the peak of flu season who never takes his hands off his smart phone to cover his germ-dispensing face holes!

Spew Balloon
You’ll have no trouble convincing your boss you got food poisoning after exposure to these putrid party boys! Treat yourself to a few days off work.

FRIDAY JANUARY 26 // 8:30PM // $10 // LOSE CONTROL!!!!!

WHOLE LOTTA LOVE
524 Lygon St, Brunswick East

https://www.facebook.com/events/897996960386206/