Fart Swash!

Haven’t updated here for ages… I haven’t really done any “proper” music/noise during the pandemic but I did get this amazing new noise machine from my friend and humble genius Electrofarts, which I’m calling the FART SWASH. It’s an Electrofarts interpretation of the 4MS Noise Swash and it sounds fuggin siiiiiiick!!!

SULFURIC CAUTERY/GIRTH Melb shows!

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Girth (USA) offer up a rancid goregrind feast fit only for the morbid(ly obese) with their immense weight supported by Melbourne grindcore smashers Internal Rot, grinding death metal bulldozers Incinerated and hard Jardin’ goregrinders Clogged!

Girth:
https://girthcore666.bandcamp.com/

Internal Rot:
https://internalrotters.bandcamp.com/

Incinerated:
https://incinerateddm.bandcamp.com/

Clogged:
https://radicalblarghst.bandcamp.com/album/clogged

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US hyperblasting grindcore heavyweights Sulfuric Cautery are heading down here to lay waste to our east coast and as the final date of their tour, this show is a fucking huge banger covering as much as is possible of Melbourne’s most ruthless!

Sulfuric Cautery
Faceless Burial
ESP Mayhem
Derailment
Rawhead
Sanctioned
Asbestosisis
GBS

Sulfuric Cautery:
https://terriblemutilation.bandcamp.com/album/chainsaws-clogged-with-the-underdeveloped-brain-matter-of-xenophobes-2


BRUTAL! Hugest cheers to TERRIBLE MUTILATION for organising this crazy shit!

SULFURIC CAUTERY will also be touring east Aus with CONTAMINATED so check it out if you’re in that direction!

ESPM & DIPLOD HOUSE SHOW – 16/02/2020

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Coburg House Show

We are welcoming you all to our home to come raise some money for Wires wildlife emergency fund.ย 

Our planet is dying. So-called Australia is on fire. So come and enjoy ESP Mayhem and tolerate Diploid.ย 

There will be a BAKE SALE so bring gold coins for some amazing treats.

Respect the house or you will be ejected.

Diploid
ESP Mayhem

Doors 2
Location announced morning of the show.

https://www.facebook.com/events/880517959048868/


Cheers DIPLOID for having us on this ripper gig. If you’re not on facebook and want the address send me an email (sfhsgrind at hotmail .com) or instagram message.

Machine noise 05/02/2020

ESP MAYHEM 7″ out now!

Futureshock synthgrind from Melbourne, Australia clogging your neural network with sawtooth slaughterwaves of subversive cyber sewage. Featuring the usual cast of miscreants you love to hate from Internal Rot, Incinerated, Headless Death, Contaminated, etc.

Watch video for “Twisted Metal”ย youtu.be/3aMV0IS9WFQ

ALTAR46
ESP Mayhem “Bloodsportswear” EP
300 Military Green Vinyl (mixed)
Cover Stock B&W Handcut Jackets
Available now from Nerve Altar
nervealtar.blogspot.com
www.facebook.com/nervealtar
nervealtar.bandcamp.com

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Klown – Synth
Bruce – Synth
Karrl – Synth
Dough – Vocal
Ralph – Drums

Recorded by Jason Fuller at Goatsound
Mixed & Mastered by Colin Marston at Menegroth
Illustrations by Robert Parish

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Massive cheers to NERVE ALTAR for releasing this! We’ll have some copies for Aus people…soon…? New shirts available soon too. Two gigs coming up 16th Feb and 7th March, stay tuned.

GBS @ Skate Park – 18/01/2020

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“Punk vs Skate show at Northsides DIY skate spot location. Have a skate, have a boogy and help raise some money for Goongerah Climate Refugees Support Fund.

Best trick competition between bands.
Prizes* to be won.
Cracking vegan food by A Cababs.

*Don’t get excited about the prizes, they’ll most likely be shit.

GBS
grindey bois
INTRUSION
https://youtu.be/auy_GSz1JCo
COMMONS
AXILISM
https://axillism.bandcamp.com/
CIMITERIUM
New Line up blackened thrash punk

Exact location released closer to date or ask around.

This show will be taking place on stolen land, sovereignty never ceded.”


Big cheers to HBC for putting this on! Message me if you want the info!

TOWELCORE IN EFFECT

Thanks everyone who got in the tube with us at Summer Speedfest 2!

ESP Mayhem @ The Tote – 30/01/2020

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๐—ง๐—ต๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐˜€๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜†, ๐—–๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐—ต ๐— ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ธ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ง๐—ผ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜ ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฏ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€, ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜„ ๐˜„๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ธ, ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ผ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ณ๐—ณ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐˜€๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜€ ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ฝ ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—น.

๐—”๐—น๐˜€๐—ผ ๐—–๐——๐—ฆ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ง๐—”๐—ฃ๐—˜๐—ฆ!

๐—๐—”๐—ก ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฌ

๐—˜๐—ฆ๐—ฃ ๐— ๐—ฎ๐˜†๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—บ Synth core? Electro Grind? The Limewire genre category that was just called โ€œundefinableโ€? New vocalist, Cher Tanโ€™s (Grimalkin/Spiteward ADL) blood curdling voice and articulate cynicism seem right at home in the ESPM soup, and a SPICY soup it is!
https://espmayhem.bandcamp.com/releases

๐—–๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜๐—ถ๐—ฐ ๐—š๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฝ NIN, and Multiple Man walk into a bar. Itโ€™s not a joke, but you canโ€™t remember ever having this much fun before. CG is the dark EBM/Industrial project of Naarm based, non binary artist Scud Viney.
https://causticgrip.bandcamp.com/album/the-descent


First ESPM gig in ages, and our first gig with Cher on vocals! We’ll be playing a bunch of brand new songs, and they’re more wild than ever. Including future hits like “The One With The Absurdly Long Blast Parts” and “The Slabber” (slam + gabber = slabber)!!
Also – new outrageous Bloodsportswear shirts! If you love copyright infringement, robots, and excessive sleeve prints, you’re in for a treat!

NERD SHIT – SxBx 2020

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Nerd shit โš ๏ธ SPEW BALLOON 2020 setup! Bass splits to 2 pedal chains: Bottom is "guitar" – from top right then down.. Blackout Fix'd Fuzz Deluxe for boost/filtering –> red Whammy harmonising a 5th for power chord –> Bass Whammy then shifts it an octave up –> cheapo EQ sucks out low end/string noise –> Tensor harmonises octave up –> Bitquest can add another octave up for "solos" –> Plasma then Geiger Counter for very NICE distortion. Top is "bass" – Frantabit for boost/extra churn –> Fairfield Four Eyes for cutting highs/boosting lows –> Fat Fuzz Factory for noise –> 4ms Noise Swash for more noise! –> Ol' Dirty Bastard glues it all together. Well stoked. It has taken me years to hone this shit! Come hear it tonight at Swamplands! #doublewhammy #makingbasssoundlikeguitar #pedalporn #effectpedals #distortion #fuzz #noise #grindcore #spewrock #chundergrind #towelcore #surfgrind #spewballoon

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SUMMER SPEEDFEST 2

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The fastest, hottest and most ridiculous fest of this summer returns for round 2. Catch BLIGHT WORMS (Canberra) SPEW BALLOON, PISSBOLT, SANCTIONED, FORNICATADOR, CORDON BLEAURGH and MAGGOT BATH blasting through the summer swelter at Swamplands.


MAGGOT BATH have pulled out and been replaced by ENDLESS BORE. Thanks Pauly/Sanctioned for organising!

Flyer by Displeasing Designs.