Extreme Fest @ The Tote 18/08/2018

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“WHERE WE’RE GOING WE DON’T NEED EYES TO SEE”

1 night of sonic abuse by Australia’s filthiest bands @ The Tote, $20 entry, come and enter another dimension of pure chaos

Meth Leppard (SA)
Kutabare
BLIGHT WORMS (ACT)
HEADLESS
GRUDGE
Creep Diets
FACEGRINDER (WA)
John Howard(NSW)
Deader
DURRY (NSW)
Dog (NSW)
Plague of Sickness(TAS)
BREAK THROUGH (TAS)
Uncle Geezer
Yendo Bruuc
Religious Observance
Cryptic Abyss
Spew Balloon
NO CASH

Doors 2:00pm, first band 2:30pm

https://www.facebook.com/events/1010483525775990/


YENDO BRUUC will be playing 2nd upstairs at 3:00pm so come down nice and early for some HARSHNOISECORE which is guaranteed to be at least 75% more coherent than that last wonky gig we played. Spewies on at 5:00pm with a whopping TWO new surfgrinding spew-rock tunes to play for the underlubricated late-arvo crowd, AND some brand new shirts!…
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Full colour digital print, limited to 20, limited sizes available — $20 — get in quick!

SPEW BALLOON @ Bar Open 13/04/2018

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Merchant – psych-drenched sludge
Dead Root – regressive grind/sludge
SPAWN – psychedelic sludge
Religious Observance – noise-addled doom/sludge
Spew Balloon – tubular tummy-turning grind

$10 entry / Doors 8:30

There’s only two Friday 13ths this year, so don’t let Pamela down…

https://doommerchant.bandcamp.com/
https://deadroot.bandcamp.com/
https://spawnmelbourne.bandcamp.com/
https://religiousobservance.bandcamp.com/
https://spasmoslop.bandcamp.com/album/demo-2017

https://www.facebook.com/events/117098825739818/


Flyer by John Observance. Thanks for organising!

TURDSDAY – 05/04/2018

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Get out your diaries and take heed! The first Thursday of every second month at the Last Chance is henceforth to be known as TURDSDAY: an irregular bowel movement of grind, gore and CHUD to upset your insides and make your Friday at work even worse than usual! $5 entry and doors at 8pm!

The first instalment in this crapulence-inducing crapfest is TURDSDAY APRIL 5 with:

RAWHEAD: Goregrind disgustation. For fans of: Gargling toilet water from a public toilet.
INCINERATED: Morticianwave pummelers. For fans of: Your speakers vibrating across the room.
SPEW BALLOON: Beach Boys from an alternate universe. For fans of: Having your girlfriend stolen and sand kicked in your face.
DERAILMENT: Knuckle-dragging grind sludge. For fans of: Missing the last train home.


A round of applause to DISPLEASING DESIGNS for this horrific flyer.

PUNCH YOURSELF… – 03/03/2018

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HULK BOGAN presents: Punch yourself in the face all dayer

Flid is leaving/Nats birthday/HANGOVERDOSE and Killsnitch Engage last show so lots of reasons to get mangelled at a whomping big house show 
(Address to be released nearer the time)

HANGOVERDOSE- (last show) Atonal fist fight
SISTEMA EN DECADENCIA- Full speed Washing machine with a brick in it
CLOGGED- Drain cleaning plumberviolence
ENZYME- Brain+Hammer
KILLSNITCH ENGAGE- (last show) Musical cartwheel
ASBESTOSISIS- Blocked toilet jacuzzi
DEAD ROOT- The funnist way to get disembowelled 
SPEW BALLOON- premature lumpy yawn providers
BLOCKADE- dbeat humdingers with tasty riff zingers
PEST- Foot through the floor dbeat whoppers
CREEPS DIET- Bringing down the wall with slow then fast
MISSTRESS DOLLOP AND THE ACOUSTIC WALLOP-Acoustic/spoken word to make you feel bad about yourself


House show! Email me if you want the address – sfhsgrind [[[@]]] hotmail.com
Big cheers to Flid for asking Spewies and Clogged to play this humdinger!

CLOGGED @ Whole Lotta Love 12/01/2018

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WHOLE LOTTA GRIND.
$5. 8PM. JAN 12. @ WHOLE LOTTA LOVE.
524 Lygon St. Brunswick

Rawhead
Repulsive Parasitic Death/grind
https://rawheadau.bandcamp.com/

Clogged
Two-channel Ambidextrous Gore
https://radicalblarghst.bandcamp.com/album/clogged

Mindrippa
Primal Skittish Grind Riffs

Maggot Bath
Sludge-ridden Filthgrind
https://maggotbath.bandcamp.com/

https://www.facebook.com/events/195786600969262/

SPEW BALLOON @ SUMMER SPEED FEST

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Kick off the new year with a vicious assault by:

-KUTABARE
-HEADLESS DEATH
-METH LEPPARD (SA)
-CHRISTCRUSHER
-SCUMBAG (QLD)
-SHITWRECK
-INCINERATED
-SPEW BALLOON
-DEFENESTRATION
-NO CASH

$10 Entry.
Tago Mago – 744 High St. Thornbury. Tram 86 stops meters from the venue.
3pm until Late.

https://www.facebook.com/events/1008645712619249/

LxPxPx – Melbourne 2017

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LITTLE PUPPY PRINCESS, furious grindcore from Seoul!! Melbourne Tour!! Plus a one-off SULSA show. Brain fluid curdling goregrind.

Friday December 8th – The Last Chance
https://www.facebook.com/events/124446221529472/

Saturday December 9th **ARVO DRAINS SHOW – this will be finished in time for the Blood Duster show!**
https://www.facebook.com/events/190615894829465/

Sunday December 10th – The Tote w/ SULSA
https://www.facebook.com/events/1962931933991225/

Monday December 11th – The Yarra Hotel
https://www.facebook.com/events/1823827417907852/

LPP – Little Puppy Princess
https://littlepuppyprincess.bandcamp.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a95n0ue7PjE

Sulsa (설사)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69e5mqVPRzc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUZfYS9ZkD8


A truly bonkers weekend of grind/noisy music coming up! Massive cheers’s to homeboy BEAN for almost single-handedly organising these superb line-ups!