Fart Swash!

Haven’t updated here for ages… I haven’t really done any “proper” music/noise during the pandemic but I did get this amazing new noise machine from my friend and humble genius Electrofarts, which I’m calling the FART SWASH. It’s an Electrofarts interpretation of the 4MS Noise Swash and it sounds fuggin siiiiiiick!!!

Machine noise 05/02/2020

VERHALTEN (USA) @ Longplay – 03/12/2019

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Based in Brooklyn (NY), Verhalten is the project of rhythmic noise powerhouse Patrick Scott (who also curates US label Modern Tapes). Verhalten uses Surgical minimalism, distorted repetition and harsh walls of textural sound are used to truly dissect the failures of power structures and the human condition.

We are extremely excited to have Verhalten appearing at Longplay Cinema December 3rd.

Performing alongside them will be

DFFDL
https://chemical-imbalance.bandcamp.com/track/dffdl-focus-yellow-a-side

Spasmoslop
https://spasmoslop.bandcamp.com/album/spu01-black-mass-tile

Tarab
https://sonicrubbish.bandcamp.com/releases

A special collab set with Gnaumgn and is there a hotline?
https://isthereahotline.bandcamp.com/
https://iceageproductions.bandcamp.com/album/ipsographic
Listen and view here

https://moderntapes.bandcamp.com/album/corrupted-structures-v-1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSxMHPQjMwQ

December 2nd 7pm doors first act 7:15 sharp
5/10 (noone turned away for lack of funds)

We acknowledge this show is being held on the occupied land of the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin nation. We pay our respects to elders past, present and emerging. Sovereignty was never ceded.

SPASMOSLOP @ MIUC 12/11/2019

SPASMOSLOP W.I.P. !

UxTx @ Bar 303 – 31/10/2019

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Come get spooky on Halloween at Bar 303 with a special nightmarish line up of lunatics and horrific displays of art!

Featuring the nasty noises of the legendary glass crunching monster JUSTICE YELDHAM from the hellish scrap heap they call Sydney, the creature baby from the noisy deep UMBILICAL TENTACLE, the prehistoric neanderthunderous abomination OCCULT BLOOD, the dark princess of misery UBOA and the gnarled 2 headed improv beast R/S.

and Unleashing the terrifying, gut churning artworks of KROOKS, VI, OFFMENTALVISUALS, DELIRIOUSINK and SCRAWNART so frightening your eyes will melt.

the Cauldron will be flowing early at the unveiling of horrific visions (art opening at 6 come drink) and will keep overflowing with the wretched brew while the witches dance (to the live music that starts at 8PM) well into the darkness of the night (bars open til 3am).

FANCY DRESS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED!!

JUSTICE YELDHAM
http://dualplover.com/yeldham

What’s described as “a trumpet player trapped in a two dimensional universe” is in fact the unique work of Lucas Abela (also know as Justice Yeldham), a maverick musician with an unhealthy obsession with sheets of broken glass. In his now infamous show which has astonished and bemused countless people in over 45 countries, Abela ecstatically purses his lips against panes of amplified glass whilst deftly employing various vocal techniques ranging from throat singing to raspberries, to turn the discarded shards into crude musical instruments. The results are a wild array of oddly controlled cacophonous noise teetering on the edge of music. This show quite simply needs to be witnessed to be fully appreciated, let alone understood.

“Lucas is just captivating. It’s incredible how he can flip the feeling of a room upside down and sonically theres just no other sound like his” – ZACH HILL – Death Grips

“the most exciting performer I have seen in the last three years – in fact, since I first saw Iggy Pop” – Bruce Russell – WIRE
magazine.

“brilliantly immediate performance, galvanising and alien and funny, and free of safe gestures and easy comparisons.” – Frances Morgan – the quietus.

UMBILICAL TENTACLE
https://radicalblarghst.bandcamp.com/album/primordial-squirts
https://www.facebook.com/umbilicaltentacle/

OCCULT BLOOD
https://occultblood.bandcamp.com/
https://www.facebook.com/neanderthunderousnoisecore

UBOA
https://uboa.bandcamp.com/
https://www.facebook.com/uboatheflesh/

R/S is the duo of Rama Parwata and Stevie Richards

KROOKS
(perverse photography) https://instagram.com/krookedfinger

VI
(illustration) https://instagram.com/surrealartist

OFFMENTALVISUALS
(illustration) https://instagram.com/offmentalvisuals

DELIRIOUSINK
(illustration, painting) https://instagram.com/deliriousinkarts

SCRAWNART
(illustration) https://instagram.com/scrawnart

31.10.2019 – BAR 303 – Northcote
ART AT 6PM in the front bar for free!
MUSIC AT 8PM – $10
DRESS UP!

SPASMOSLOP E-O.N.G.I.T.B.

UxTx @ Old Bar – 03/10/2019

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South Australian blackened punk dork-maniacs GRIMALKIN are back in Melbourne after 3 whole years. A lil stopover on their way to Hobart for Dark Days Fest.

Listen to their EP here: http://grimalkin.bandcamp.com

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Supported by:

KOUKATSUANI (experimental loop-core)
https://soundcloud.com/koukatsuani

UMBILICAL TENTACLE (partynoisecoremania)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbFsc4rfh_o

DEFENESTRATION (death metal sickos/sweethearts from Geelong)
https://defenestration.bandcamp.com

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$7! WHAT A BARGAIN. SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE.
Doors at 7.30PM


Thanks everyone who boogied with us on Friday… we’re working on some new shit, and Brad just bought an electric drum kit so fuggin get ready for some next-gen absurd techstep-jungleblast-doof-terror-noisecore mayhem in the near future!

MAGGOT CAVE & BASS TRAITOR – 20/09/2019

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Sydney grind outfit Maggot Cave come to Melbourne alongside noisey black metal honkers Bass Traitor, both with new EPs, for a weekend of chaotic grind and noise
First show of the weekend at Swamplands in Thornbury, 7.30pm doors, $10 entry alongside locals
Sanctioned old school grindcore (https://www.facebook.com/sanctiongrind/)
Umbilical Tentacle PARTYNOISECOREMANIAAAAAA!!!!!! Listen – https://radicalblarghst.bandcamp.com/album/primordial-squirts
Spew Balloon vomit inducing spew-rock (https://spasmoslop.bandcamp.com/track/spew-balloon)
Cordan Bleuugh – tasty grindcore FIRST SHOW!

ROTTING CORPSEPAINT @ Last Chance – 30/07/2019

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An evening of Noise/EBM/Industrial at The Last Chance Rock & Roll Bar.
Tuesday July 30. $6 entry.

Rotting Corpsepaint (Anthony from DFFDL, Nik from Umbilical Tentacle) – Funeral Drone
Caustic Grip (Scud from Deader) – EBM/Industrial
Serene/Chancey (Jeremy from Ashbel, Jarvis from Ashbel) – Noise
Lou2 (Lou from Expurgatory, Lou from ooilou) – Loops Noise

We acknowledge that this event is taking place on the stolen land of the Wurundjeri and Boon Wurrung people of the Kulin nation.
Sovereignty has never been ceded.