Thanks everyone who got in the tube with us at Summer Speedfest 2!
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NERD SHIT – SxBx 2020
SUMMER SPEEDFEST 2
The fastest, hottest and most ridiculous fest of this summer returns for round 2. Catch BLIGHT WORMS (Canberra) SPEW BALLOON, PISSBOLT, SANCTIONED, FORNICATADOR, CORDON BLEAURGH and MAGGOT BATH blasting through the summer swelter at Swamplands.
MAGGOT BATH have pulled out and been replaced by ENDLESS BORE. Thanks Pauly/Sanctioned for organising!
Flyer by Displeasing Designs.
UxTx @ Bar 303 – 31/10/2019
Come get spooky on Halloween at Bar 303 with a special nightmarish line up of lunatics and horrific displays of art!
Featuring the nasty noises of the legendary glass crunching monster JUSTICE YELDHAM from the hellish scrap heap they call Sydney, the creature baby from the noisy deep UMBILICAL TENTACLE, the prehistoric neanderthunderous abomination OCCULT BLOOD, the dark princess of misery UBOA and the gnarled 2 headed improv beast R/S.
and Unleashing the terrifying, gut churning artworks of KROOKS, VI, OFFMENTALVISUALS, DELIRIOUSINK and SCRAWNART so frightening your eyes will melt.
the Cauldron will be flowing early at the unveiling of horrific visions (art opening at 6 come drink) and will keep overflowing with the wretched brew while the witches dance (to the live music that starts at 8PM) well into the darkness of the night (bars open til 3am).
FANCY DRESS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED!!
JUSTICE YELDHAM
http://dualplover.com/yeldham
What’s described as “a trumpet player trapped in a two dimensional universe” is in fact the unique work of Lucas Abela (also know as Justice Yeldham), a maverick musician with an unhealthy obsession with sheets of broken glass. In his now infamous show which has astonished and bemused countless people in over 45 countries, Abela ecstatically purses his lips against panes of amplified glass whilst deftly employing various vocal techniques ranging from throat singing to raspberries, to turn the discarded shards into crude musical instruments. The results are a wild array of oddly controlled cacophonous noise teetering on the edge of music. This show quite simply needs to be witnessed to be fully appreciated, let alone understood.
“Lucas is just captivating. It’s incredible how he can flip the feeling of a room upside down and sonically theres just no other sound like his” – ZACH HILL – Death Grips
“the most exciting performer I have seen in the last three years – in fact, since I first saw Iggy Pop” – Bruce Russell – WIRE
magazine.
“brilliantly immediate performance, galvanising and alien and funny, and free of safe gestures and easy comparisons.” – Frances Morgan – the quietus.
UMBILICAL TENTACLE
https://radicalblarghst.bandcamp.com/album/primordial-squirts
https://www.facebook.com/umbilicaltentacle/
OCCULT BLOOD
https://occultblood.bandcamp.com/
https://www.facebook.com/neanderthunderousnoisecore
UBOA
https://uboa.bandcamp.com/
https://www.facebook.com/uboatheflesh/
R/S is the duo of Rama Parwata and Stevie Richards
KROOKS
(perverse photography) https://instagram.com/krookedfinger
VI
(illustration) https://instagram.com/surrealartist
OFFMENTALVISUALS
(illustration) https://instagram.com/offmentalvisuals
DELIRIOUSINK
(illustration, painting) https://instagram.com/deliriousinkarts
SCRAWNART
(illustration) https://instagram.com/scrawnart
31.10.2019 – BAR 303 – Northcote
ART AT 6PM in the front bar for free!
MUSIC AT 8PM – $10
DRESS UP!
COMPULSION TO KILL (Malaysia) gigs
Compulsion to Kill (Malaysia) bring their brand of third world blast core to the bay. Joining them are:
DEFENESTRATION
DESTOROYAH (Newcastle)
SPEW BALLOON
CORDON BLEAURGH
MC COLOASUS
18th Oct 2019
The Barwon Club – 509 Moorabool St. Geelong
7:30pm / $10 entry
Facebook event page
Spewies’ first time in Geelong! Yes, that’s the best flyer I could find! YES, Spewies will have some new tunes, and brand new shirts for sale at this gig! Hot new Baywatch-inspired beachwear just in time for summer!
w/guests:
Somatized
Destoroyah (Newcastle)
Religious Observance
Pissbolt
Sanctioned
G.B.S.
Remains
AbuGhraib
19th Oct 2019
The Bendigo Hotel – 125 Johnston St. Collingwood
5:00pm / $???
Facebook event page
I’ll be joining G.B.S. again for another whirlwind of chunky gore madness on this huge lineup! I think I might be a permanent member now?! What a distinguished honour!
Trivia:
REMAINS = new grind/metal feat. members of The Kill, Fuck…I’m Dead, Captain Cleanoff, TDEBN, Blood Duster etc.!
SANCTIONED = somewhat new-ish grind feat. members of Super Fun Happy Slide, Garbage Guts, The Kill, Openwound, Kutabare etc.!
Two heavyweight DAD-GRIND bands feat. old farts playing fast!
UxTx @ Old Bar – 03/10/2019
South Australian blackened punk dork-maniacs GRIMALKIN are back in Melbourne after 3 whole years. A lil stopover on their way to Hobart for Dark Days Fest.
Listen to their EP here: http://grimalkin.bandcamp.com
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Supported by:
KOUKATSUANI (experimental loop-core)
https://soundcloud.com/koukatsuani
UMBILICAL TENTACLE (partynoisecoremania)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbFsc4rfh_o
DEFENESTRATION (death metal sickos/sweethearts from Geelong)
https://defenestration.bandcamp.com
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$7! WHAT A BARGAIN. SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE.
Doors at 7.30PM
Thanks everyone who boogied with us on Friday… we’re working on some new shit, and Brad just bought an electric drum kit so fuggin get ready for some next-gen absurd techstep-jungleblast-doof-terror-noisecore mayhem in the near future!
MAGGOT CAVE & BASS TRAITOR – 20/09/2019
Sydney grind outfit Maggot Cave come to Melbourne alongside noisey black metal honkers Bass Traitor, both with new EPs, for a weekend of chaotic grind and noise
First show of the weekend at Swamplands in Thornbury, 7.30pm doors, $10 entry alongside locals
Sanctioned old school grindcore (https://www.facebook.com/sanctiongrind/)
Umbilical Tentacle PARTYNOISECOREMANIAAAAAA!!!!!! Listen – https://radicalblarghst.bandcamp.com/album/primordial-squirts
Spew Balloon vomit inducing spew-rock (https://spasmoslop.bandcamp.com/track/spew-balloon)
Cordan Bleuugh – tasty grindcore FIRST SHOW!
BONGAGON/SPEW BALLOON gigs
Sydney Cyber Doom x Melbourne Chunder Grind
Double Banger Extravaganza #1
21st Sept
Bongagon
FIRST show
Spew Balloon
vomit inducing grind
Spasmoslop
electro-oral noise
Carcosa
psychedelic fuzz
WELL
noise rock
Sep 21 $10 Upstairs Tote at 8pm
Double Banger Extravaganza #2
22nd Sept
Bongagon
SYD cyber doom
Spew Balloon
towelxcore
Holy Boner
horrendous noisecore
Lsdoom
jazz – doom
FREE Entry at Last Chance Bar 2pm
THE BORKENLAYNE is upon us! Pt. 3
Hagamoto CLASSICKS (JAP/AUS) – Selections spanning Hagamoto’s entire grind core career including trax from Bodies Lay Broken, Bendur Ham, Patisserie and more!
Incinerated – ‘Crushing Death/Grind Morticianwave’
https://incinerateddm.bandcamp.com/track/lung-blower
Asbestosisis – ‘Unlistenable Goregrind’
https://asbestosisis.bandcamp.com/track/pinnacleofbarbarity
The Borkenlayne (JAP/AUS) – ‘Discos Al Pacinos meets Aussie Drongo Nuts’
https://radicalblarghst.bandcamp.com/album/pain-is-the-fearminder
Rawhead – ‘Goretician Nightmare’
https://rawheadau.bandcamp.com/track/heave-it
Spew Balloon – ‘Chundergrind Towelcore’
https://spewballoon.bandcamp.com/track/spew-balloon-3
Extremely Brutal (JAP) – Solo Version – ‘Extremely Brutal Grindcore’
https://extremelybrutal.bandcamp.com/track/drowned-and-torn-2
Catbox (JAP) – ‘Drum only instrumental band’
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Sat 21st July @ The Footscray Hotel
Doors @ 8pm
$10 Entry
https://www.facebook.com/events/850986915102695/
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THE BORKENLAYNE (JAP/AUS) is the latest string in the HAGAMOTO bow of br00dleness teaming up with local drum whacker BRAD (SFHS, Clogged etc) and viscious vocal vehemency by NIK (SFHS, Clogged etc) and BRENDAN (Spew Balloon). A majestic journey into a world of thrashing goregrind wildness full of RIFFS!, WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP blasts, gelatinous throat excretions and excessive pinch harmonics!!
This tour will serve as the launch for the debut album “PAIN IS THE FEARMINDER” CD out on RADICAL BLARGHST.
EXTREMELY BRUTAL – Solo Version (JAP) will also be launching their debut CD release destined to soil your ears with intensely tough death metal fretboard wizardry and pulverising percussive bludegoning, on the CD (not the shows) by DAN (ARCHAGATHUS).
SHOW #1 – Fri 13th July @ SWAMPLANDS (Tago Mago)
https://www.facebook.com/events/414882605647540/
SHOW #2 – Sun 15th July @ The Bendigo Hotel
https://www.facebook.com/events/895826857287013/
SPEW BALLOON @ Bar Open 13/04/2018
Merchant – psych-drenched sludge
Dead Root – regressive grind/sludge
SPAWN – psychedelic sludge
Religious Observance – noise-addled doom/sludge
Spew Balloon – tubular tummy-turning grind
$10 entry / Doors 8:30
There’s only two Friday 13ths this year, so don’t let Pamela down…
https://doommerchant.bandcamp.com/
https://deadroot.bandcamp.com/
https://spawnmelbourne.bandcamp.com/
https://religiousobservance.bandcamp.com/
https://spasmoslop.bandcamp.com/album/demo-2017
https://www.facebook.com/events/117098825739818/
Flyer by John Observance. Thanks for organising!