GRIND PUNISHMENT @ Last Chance 17/02/2018

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KUTABARE – these wretched, slimy, cretinous and downright disgusting gory ‘n sludgy DEATH/GRIND legends are back and killing it. Try pulling yourself out of the dirt after they’re done. Hint: you won’t be able to cause you’ll be fucking dead!

CLOGGED – Fist pumpin’, hard Jardin’ noisy GOREGRIND WILDNESS dealt out by members of Internal Rot, Super Fun Happy Slide, Headless Death and many others! For Last Days of Humanity-obsessed chuds only!!

CHRISTCRUSHER – supersonic MELBOURNE GRINDCORE SYNDICATE speed dealers that’ll destroy you along with all the bullshit you think is cool. BLAST!!

PREGNANCY – knuckle-dragging GOREGRIND DEPRAVITY that won’t stop beating the stinking carcasses of Bile, CBT and The Day Everything Became Nothing. Not for those without robust bowels!

ASBESTOSISIS – heaving, lurching GOREGRIND/NOISE slop that’ll induce vomiting en masse to all those within ear/arseshot. This is a rotten-to-shit offal pit in audial form so you better not wear a clean shirt!

RAWHEAD – GOREGRINDING MORTICIANWAVE idiots. Plenty of Hemdale/Last Days/Regurgitate vibes in amidst the Jards!

$10 entry. Doors at 7:30, bands at 8pm


Thanks to Lachy for organising this cracker! I’m gonna be filling in on vocals for PREGNANCY for this gig, should be fun!

GRINDCORE FEVER @ Whole Lotta Love

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Flyer by Displeasing Designs

Complete loss-of-control grindcore FEVER hits Whole Lotta Love on Friday January 26th!! Bring ya tissues, band-aids, diapers and spittle-hankies because you’re gonna need ’em all for this continence-testing mess!!

Internal Rot
Saturday’s headline: RELENTLESS GRINDCORE SMASHERS SMASH GRINDCORE FANS RELENTLESSLY. Expect relentless smashing.

Christ Crusher- Melbourne Grind Syndicate 666
MGS reppin’ speed freaks who have been doing this shit since well before you ever trepidatiously typed ‘grindcore’ into YouTube!

Clogged
More repulsive than that guy who sits next to you on the train at the peak of flu season who never takes his hands off his smart phone to cover his germ-dispensing face holes!

Spew Balloon
You’ll have no trouble convincing your boss you got food poisoning after exposure to these putrid party boys! Treat yourself to a few days off work.

FRIDAY JANUARY 26 // 8:30PM // $10 // LOSE CONTROL!!!!!

WHOLE LOTTA LOVE
524 Lygon St, Brunswick East

https://www.facebook.com/events/897996960386206/

SPEW BALLOON & CLOGGED @ W.L.L.

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Flyer by Bean/Displeasing Designs

FRIDAY MAY 19 AT WHOLE LOTTA LOVE!! 8pm start, $10 entry.

Black Jesus (Death Metal)
Scrap metal death metal!!!

Pregnancy
Gestating goregrind (with newly birthed line-up!!)!!!

Christ Crusher- Melbourne Grind Syndicate 666
FAAAAST grindcore fury!!!

Spew Balloon
Nauseating spewrock plop!!!

Clogged
Pore-blocking GUNK!!


SPEW BALLOON “Japan Edition” demo CD’s will be available! Come and ask us!