THE BORKENLAYNE album!

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We’re all super duper excited about THE BORKENLAYNE – a super duper alliance of intercontinental gore friendship!!!!
Check out/buy the album on RADICAL BLARGHST!!!! – https://radicalblarghst.bandcamp.com/album/pain-is-the-fearminder
Come to the shows 13th, 15th and 21st of July for some serious doses of BRUTALITY!!!!

TURDSDAY #2

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Get out your diaries and take heed! The first Thursday of every second month at the Last Chance is henceforth to be known as TURDSDAY: an irregular bowel movement of grind, gore and CHUD to upset your insides and make your Friday at work even worse than usual! $5 entry and doors at 7:30pm!

Turdsday number twos promises to be just as wafty as the first thanks to the following miscreants:

EMPTY GESTURE: Unflushed toilet mince grind.
ESP MAYHEM: Multi-synth grind overload.
SPEW BALLOON: Sand-in-your-dacks-like-kitty-litter gromit crushers.
CLOGGED: S-bend blocking goregrind. BYO plunger.

Coming soon: TURDSDAY #3! August 2nd!


ESP MAYHEM replacing DEFENESTRATION so I’ll be doing my first ever triple-clanger!

Flyer by Displeasing Designs

TURDSDAY – 05/04/2018

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Get out your diaries and take heed! The first Thursday of every second month at the Last Chance is henceforth to be known as TURDSDAY: an irregular bowel movement of grind, gore and CHUD to upset your insides and make your Friday at work even worse than usual! $5 entry and doors at 8pm!

The first instalment in this crapulence-inducing crapfest is TURDSDAY APRIL 5 with:

RAWHEAD: Goregrind disgustation. For fans of: Gargling toilet water from a public toilet.
INCINERATED: Morticianwave pummelers. For fans of: Your speakers vibrating across the room.
SPEW BALLOON: Beach Boys from an alternate universe. For fans of: Having your girlfriend stolen and sand kicked in your face.
DERAILMENT: Knuckle-dragging grind sludge. For fans of: Missing the last train home.


A round of applause to DISPLEASING DESIGNS for this horrific flyer.

CLOGGED @ The Tote 31/03/2018

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Saturday March 31st:

Internal Rot
Asbestosisis
Clogged
Faceless Burial
Derailment

8PM, $5 ENTRY @ TOTE

https://www.facebook.com/events/154981081851500/

Flyer by Max Crumbs

CLOGGED update

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CLOGGED @ House show March 2018 by Yunis Tmeizeh
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CLOGGED @ House show March 2018 by Yunis Tmeizeh

CLOGGED finally did a new recording! Thanks to INTERNAL ROT cancelling at the last minute we took their spot and recorded 20 songs at Goatsound last weekend, including a soon-to-be-infamous CRADLE OF FILTH cover!
The tracks will be split into a few releases:
– SOUNDS LIKE SHIT compilation on GRINDFATHER
– THIS IS MORTICIANWAVE VOL. 1 compilation on RADICAL BLARGHST
– and a full EP

Stay tuned for info on these things!

Big cheers to Yunis Tmeizeh for the pics above, and thanks to Flid and the hosts for hosting a sweet gig!

PUNCH YOURSELF… – 03/03/2018

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HULK BOGAN presents: Punch yourself in the face all dayer

Flid is leaving/Nats birthday/HANGOVERDOSE and Killsnitch Engage last show so lots of reasons to get mangelled at a whomping big house show 
(Address to be released nearer the time)

HANGOVERDOSE- (last show) Atonal fist fight
SISTEMA EN DECADENCIA- Full speed Washing machine with a brick in it
CLOGGED- Drain cleaning plumberviolence
ENZYME- Brain+Hammer
KILLSNITCH ENGAGE- (last show) Musical cartwheel
ASBESTOSISIS- Blocked toilet jacuzzi
DEAD ROOT- The funnist way to get disembowelled 
SPEW BALLOON- premature lumpy yawn providers
BLOCKADE- dbeat humdingers with tasty riff zingers
PEST- Foot through the floor dbeat whoppers
CREEPS DIET- Bringing down the wall with slow then fast
MISSTRESS DOLLOP AND THE ACOUSTIC WALLOP-Acoustic/spoken word to make you feel bad about yourself


House show! Email me if you want the address – sfhsgrind [[[@]]] hotmail.com
Big cheers to Flid for asking Spewies and Clogged to play this humdinger!

GRINDCORE FEVER @ Whole Lotta Love

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Flyer by Displeasing Designs

Complete loss-of-control grindcore FEVER hits Whole Lotta Love on Friday January 26th!! Bring ya tissues, band-aids, diapers and spittle-hankies because you’re gonna need ’em all for this continence-testing mess!!

Internal Rot
Saturday’s headline: RELENTLESS GRINDCORE SMASHERS SMASH GRINDCORE FANS RELENTLESSLY. Expect relentless smashing.

Christ Crusher- Melbourne Grind Syndicate 666
MGS reppin’ speed freaks who have been doing this shit since well before you ever trepidatiously typed ‘grindcore’ into YouTube!

Clogged
More repulsive than that guy who sits next to you on the train at the peak of flu season who never takes his hands off his smart phone to cover his germ-dispensing face holes!

Spew Balloon
You’ll have no trouble convincing your boss you got food poisoning after exposure to these putrid party boys! Treat yourself to a few days off work.

FRIDAY JANUARY 26 // 8:30PM // $10 // LOSE CONTROL!!!!!

WHOLE LOTTA LOVE
524 Lygon St, Brunswick East

https://www.facebook.com/events/897996960386206/