TURDSDAY #3 !!!

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Get out your diaries and take heed! The first Thursday of every second month at the Last Chance is henceforth to be known as TURDSDAY: an irregular bowel movement of grind, gore and CHUD to upset your insides and make your Friday at work even worse than usual! $5 entry and doors at 7:30pm!

TURDSDAY THE TURD (3rd):

SPASMOSLOP: Aural explorations of the ever-darkening S-bend.
TERRIBLE MUTILATION: Wallowing sonic squalor from slop aficionados. First show.
DIRE EARS: Noise assault for desolidication of your brain matter.
NINJA GAIJIN: Breakcore dump-step electronic piles.

Coming soon: TURDSDAY #4! October 4th!

Spasmoslop : https://spasmoslop.bandcamp.com/album/spu01-black-mass-tile
Terrible Mutilation : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0NjbRfQIDk
Dire Ears : https://soundcloud.com/sbbtcl/holdings-15122013-dire-ears
Ninja Gaijin : https://www.mixcloud.com/djninjagaijin/ninja-gaijin-dj-set-at-disco-multiverse-core-bass-15-april-2018/


Big cheers to Lachie for putting me on this very special and wondrously grotesque line-up!

THE BORKENLAYNE album!

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We’re all super duper excited about THE BORKENLAYNE – a super duper alliance of intercontinental gore friendship!!!!
Check out/buy the album on RADICAL BLARGHST!!!! – https://radicalblarghst.bandcamp.com/album/pain-is-the-fearminder
Come to the shows 13th, 15th and 21st of July for some serious doses of BRUTALITY!!!!

THE BORKENLAYNE is upon us! Pt. 3

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Hagamoto CLASSICKS (JAP/AUS) – Selections spanning Hagamoto’s entire grind core career including trax from Bodies Lay Broken, Bendur Ham, Patisserie and more!

Incinerated – ‘Crushing Death/Grind Morticianwave’
https://incinerateddm.bandcamp.com/track/lung-blower

Asbestosisis – ‘Unlistenable Goregrind’
https://asbestosisis.bandcamp.com/track/pinnacleofbarbarity

The Borkenlayne (JAP/AUS) – ‘Discos Al Pacinos meets Aussie Drongo Nuts’
https://radicalblarghst.bandcamp.com/album/pain-is-the-fearminder

Rawhead – ‘Goretician Nightmare’
https://rawheadau.bandcamp.com/track/heave-it

Spew Balloon – ‘Chundergrind Towelcore’
https://spewballoon.bandcamp.com/track/spew-balloon-3

Extremely Brutal (JAP) – Solo Version – ‘Extremely Brutal Grindcore’
https://extremelybrutal.bandcamp.com/track/drowned-and-torn-2

Catbox (JAP) – ‘Drum only instrumental band’
??

Sat 21st July @ The Footscray Hotel
Doors @ 8pm
$10 Entry

https://www.facebook.com/events/850986915102695/
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THE BORKENLAYNE (JAP/AUS) is the latest string in the HAGAMOTO bow of br00dleness teaming up with local drum whacker BRAD (SFHS, Clogged etc) and viscious vocal vehemency by NIK (SFHS, Clogged etc) and BRENDAN (Spew Balloon). A majestic journey into a world of thrashing goregrind wildness full of RIFFS!, WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP blasts, gelatinous throat excretions and excessive pinch harmonics!!
This tour will serve as the launch for the debut album “PAIN IS THE FEARMINDER” CD out on RADICAL BLARGHST.

EXTREMELY BRUTAL – Solo Version (JAP) will also be launching their debut CD release destined to soil your ears with intensely tough death metal fretboard wizardry and pulverising percussive bludegoning, on the CD (not the shows) by DAN (ARCHAGATHUS).

SHOW #1 – Fri 13th July @ SWAMPLANDS (Tago Mago)
https://www.facebook.com/events/414882605647540/

SHOW #2 – Sun 15th July @ The Bendigo Hotel
https://www.facebook.com/events/895826857287013/

THE BORKENLAYNE is upon us! Pt. 2

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Internal Rot
https://internalrotters.bandcamp.com/album/split-7-w-mellow-harsher

The Borkenlayne (JAP/AUS)
https://radicalblarghst.bandcamp.com/album/pain-is-the-fearminder

Derailment
https://derailment.bandcamp.com/releases

Patisserie (JAP/AUS)
https://patisserie.bandcamp.com/album/gymfdo-set-list

Yendo Bruuc
https://youtu.be/aMR2ARcSK-A

Catbox (JAP)

Sunday 15th July @ The Bendigo Hotel
Doors @ 6:30pm
$10 Entry

https://www.facebook.com/events/895826857287013/

THE BORKENLAYNE is upon us!

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KUTABARE – ‘Worm-ridden decaying corpse propped up on a chair’
https://kutabare.bandcamp.com/album/finger-food-fetish-for-the-morbidly-abnormal

FACELESS BURIAL – ‘Repeated blows to your skull with a hammer’
https://facelessburial.bandcamp.com/track/seeping-aberrational-fissures

THE BORKENLAYNE (JAP/AUS) – ‘International Gore Friendship Band’
http://theborkenlayne.bandcamp.com/

HEADLESS DEATH – ‘Fungi sprouting out of your ears’
https://headlessdeath.bandcamp.com/track/under-the-mushroom-shit-where-you-eat-edition

EXTREMELY BRUTAL (JAP) – Solo Version – ‘Death from over exposure to heavy metals’
https://extremelybrutal.bandcamp.com/track/drowned-and-torn-2

CATBOX (JAP) – ???
???

Friday 13th July
@ SWAMPLANDS (Tago Mago)
Doors @ 8pm
$10 Entry

https://www.facebook.com/events/414882605647540/

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Brace yourselves for 3 jam-packed nights of utterly brutal extirpatory excessiveness courtesy of sick-riff troubadour HAGAMOTO from Japan (Bodies Lay Broken, Patisserie, The Men’s Toilet + many more) and an all star lineup of local chuds that’ll devastate and delight in equal measure.

THE BORKENLAYNE (JAP/AUS) is the latest string in the HAGAMOTO bow of br00dleness teaming up with local drum whacker BRAD (SFHS, Clogged etc) and viscious vocal vehemency by NIK (SFHS, Clogged etc) and BRENDAN (Spew Balloon). A majestic journey into a world of thrashing goregrind wildness full of RIFFS!, WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP blasts, gelatinous throat excretions and excessive pinch harmonics!!
This tour will serve as the launch for the debut album “PAIN IS THE FEARMINDER” CD out on RADICAL BLARGHST.

EXTREMELY BRUTAL – Solo Version (JAP) will also be launching their debut CD release destined to soil your ears with intensely tough death metal fretboard wizardry and pulverising percussive bludegoning, on the CD (not the shows) by DAN (ARCHAGATHUS).

SHOW #2 – Sun 15th July @ The Bendigo Hotel
https://www.facebook.com/events/895826857287013/

SHOW #3 – Sat 21st July @ The Footscray Hotel
https://www.facebook.com/events/850986915102695/

TURDSDAY – 05/04/2018

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Get out your diaries and take heed! The first Thursday of every second month at the Last Chance is henceforth to be known as TURDSDAY: an irregular bowel movement of grind, gore and CHUD to upset your insides and make your Friday at work even worse than usual! $5 entry and doors at 8pm!

The first instalment in this crapulence-inducing crapfest is TURDSDAY APRIL 5 with:

RAWHEAD: Goregrind disgustation. For fans of: Gargling toilet water from a public toilet.
INCINERATED: Morticianwave pummelers. For fans of: Your speakers vibrating across the room.
SPEW BALLOON: Beach Boys from an alternate universe. For fans of: Having your girlfriend stolen and sand kicked in your face.
DERAILMENT: Knuckle-dragging grind sludge. For fans of: Missing the last train home.


A round of applause to DISPLEASING DESIGNS for this horrific flyer.

CLOGGED @ The Tote 31/03/2018

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Saturday March 31st:

Internal Rot
Asbestosisis
Clogged
Faceless Burial
Derailment

8PM, $5 ENTRY @ TOTE

https://www.facebook.com/events/154981081851500/

Flyer by Max Crumbs