SPEW BALLOON @ Bar Open 20/06/2018

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Never before in the history of time has there been such an assembly of the sickest bands ever on a Wednesday night. 

Say Hello to your Wednesday Hump-Day Cure, The MID WEEK MEAT GRINDER!

Featuring the most brutal, vile and filthy acts ever to defile the stage of Bar Open, this show is guaranteed to get your juices flowing inside and out! The once in a lifetime lineup consists of MAGGOT BATH, ABU GHRAIB, SPEW BALLOON and MINDRIPPA. This is the show you’ve been dreaming about since you were just a wee tacka!

First up we have Mindrippa, a brutal sonic assault that promises to leave your cerebral cortex in absolute tatters!
https://www.facebook.com/Mindrippa-1841270319247127/
https://mindrippa.bandcamp.com/releases

Next is Spew Balloon, a crusty, filthy dirty vomit ridden Spew-Rock entity that will have you wishing you didn’t eat that hot dog for lunch! BYO sick bag!
https://www.facebook.com/spewballoon/
https://spasmoslop.bandcamp.com/album/demo-2017

Abu Ghraib will then execute the most ruthless, relentless and uncompromising old school black/death/thrash/grind you will ever hear. Torture Death Grind at it’s most opulent!
https://www.facebook.com/AbuGhraib666
https://abughraib.bandcamp.com/

Maggot Bath are our final act, delivering the fatal blow to whatever remains of your shattered body and soul. Grinding, thrashing and sludging their way to aural oblivion!
https://www.facebook.com/maggotbath
https://maggotbath.bandcamp.com

This one will go down in the history books folks, something to tell the Grand kids about!

DOORS 8:30 
TIX $10


Crikey, I thought my write-ups were over-the-top! Thanks to Abu Ghraib for organising and HYPE.

TURDSDAY #2

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Get out your diaries and take heed! The first Thursday of every second month at the Last Chance is henceforth to be known as TURDSDAY: an irregular bowel movement of grind, gore and CHUD to upset your insides and make your Friday at work even worse than usual! $5 entry and doors at 7:30pm!

Turdsday number twos promises to be just as wafty as the first thanks to the following miscreants:

EMPTY GESTURE: Unflushed toilet mince grind.
ESP MAYHEM: Multi-synth grind overload.
SPEW BALLOON: Sand-in-your-dacks-like-kitty-litter gromit crushers.
CLOGGED: S-bend blocking goregrind. BYO plunger.

Coming soon: TURDSDAY #3! August 2nd!


ESP MAYHEM replacing DEFENESTRATION so I’ll be doing my first ever triple-clanger!

Flyer by Displeasing Designs

UxTx & Spewies play with OBAT BATUK

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Newcastle punk legends Obat Batuk play the Bendigo Hotel on Wednesday the 16th of May.. Support from DEFENESTRATION, SPEW BALLOON, UMBILICAL TENTACLE and EQUITY.. Starts at 8.00pm 5 bucks see ya there! https://obatbatuk.bandcamp.com/
SET TIMES..
EQUITY 8 – 8.30
SPEW BALLOON 8.40 – 9.10
DEFENESTRATION 9.20 – 9.50
OBAT BATUK 10.00 – 10.30
UMBILICAL TENTACLE 10.40 11.10

DISCO MULTIVERSE 15/04/2018

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AN ELECTRICAL STARCOLLAPSE

First act 6:30pm!
Donation entry – all goes to the artists!

+ NINJA GAIJIN
Breakcore/darkstep/obscure eclectic rhythms and pulses from one of Melbs’ wildest DJ performers!
https://www.mixcloud.com/djninjagaijin/

+ DEADER
Industrial EBM stomping duo!
https://deaderindustrial.bandcamp.com/

+ ESP MAYHEM
Synthgrind intellectual-property-core!
http://espmayhem.bandcamp.com/

+ P.T.
No-input power electronical tweakout from Adelaide!
[insert link here]

+ SILKHENGE
TechnononoNoize from the maker of DFFDL + more!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unc-g9AHl2Y

+ CONEPUNCHER
The DIY synth equivalent of an over-engineered homemade billy!
https://www.instagram.com/_sonicsquelch_electrofarts_/

+ CLEANINGLADY
The DIY synth equivalent of a finely-crafted homebrew longneck!
https://soundcloud.com/cleaninglady

https://www.facebook.com/events/183292719060708/
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DISCO MULTIVERSE – NOISEMUSICSOUNDS OF THE PARALLEL UNIVERSES SINCE 2011!
https://letsnoise.com/disco-multiverse/

AT THE TOTE UPSTAIRS ALMOST EVERY MONTH!

NEXT GIG: SUNDAY 13th MAY 2018

DISCO MULTIVERSE
Noise / Music / Performance / Improv / Experimental / Harsh / Weird / Electronics / Noisecore / Grindcore / Hardcore / Punk / Breakcore / Noise You Can Dance To / Non-Popular Pop / Psych / Drone / Ambient / Audio-Visual / Indescribable / etc…

If you’re interested in playing, co-organising an event, volunteering or getting involved email Nik – sfhsgrind [@] hotmail . com

SPEW BALLOON @ Bar Open 13/04/2018

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Merchant – psych-drenched sludge
Dead Root – regressive grind/sludge
SPAWN – psychedelic sludge
Religious Observance – noise-addled doom/sludge
Spew Balloon – tubular tummy-turning grind

$10 entry / Doors 8:30

There’s only two Friday 13ths this year, so don’t let Pamela down…

https://doommerchant.bandcamp.com/
https://deadroot.bandcamp.com/
https://spawnmelbourne.bandcamp.com/
https://religiousobservance.bandcamp.com/
https://spasmoslop.bandcamp.com/album/demo-2017

https://www.facebook.com/events/117098825739818/


Flyer by John Observance. Thanks for organising!

TURDSDAY – 05/04/2018

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Get out your diaries and take heed! The first Thursday of every second month at the Last Chance is henceforth to be known as TURDSDAY: an irregular bowel movement of grind, gore and CHUD to upset your insides and make your Friday at work even worse than usual! $5 entry and doors at 8pm!

The first instalment in this crapulence-inducing crapfest is TURDSDAY APRIL 5 with:

RAWHEAD: Goregrind disgustation. For fans of: Gargling toilet water from a public toilet.
INCINERATED: Morticianwave pummelers. For fans of: Your speakers vibrating across the room.
SPEW BALLOON: Beach Boys from an alternate universe. For fans of: Having your girlfriend stolen and sand kicked in your face.
DERAILMENT: Knuckle-dragging grind sludge. For fans of: Missing the last train home.


A round of applause to DISPLEASING DESIGNS for this horrific flyer.

CLOGGED @ The Tote 31/03/2018

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Saturday March 31st:

Internal Rot
Asbestosisis
Clogged
Faceless Burial
Derailment

8PM, $5 ENTRY @ TOTE

https://www.facebook.com/events/154981081851500/

Flyer by Max Crumbs