HOLY BONER album launch! 28/06/2017

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WEDNESDAY VERSION MULTIVERSE NOISEMUSIC MANIA!!!
8PM – TOTE UPSTAIRS – FREE ENTRY

+ HOLY BONER
Total Devastation Noisecore!! Launching their “Extreme Noise Terrific” album!
https://radicalblarghst.bandcamp.com/album/extreme-noise-terrific

+ DERAILMENT
A horseshoe in a mechanical boxing glove punching you right in the guts!!
https://derailment.bandcamp.com/releases

+ BODY HORROR
Dark noise/drone duo
https://body-horror.bandcamp.com/

+ VALHALLA’S GOOCH
Ambient, doom, ritual, drone


https://www.facebook.com/events/307032236411970/

After more than 10 years in existence, HOLY BONER have finally released an album!!

EXTREME NOISE TERRIFIC is 25 trax of harsh blastin’, bowel rumbling, finger shredding, throat destroying noisegrind chaos. HOLY BONER deliver a vicious stop-start blast attack, full of punishing harsh wall obliterations, brief musical excursions and inevitable relapses into aural devastation!!

Utilising an ungodly arsenal of homemade/modified instruments, FX pedals, blast-o-ramas and shredded throats, HOLY BONER create a cacophonous racket of speaker cone shattering, tinnitus exacerbating, noisecore annihilation worthy of the bloody long wait!!

Strap yourself in for an enduring blasphemic thrillride of horrendous sonic masochism and annoyance!!!

OUT NOW THRU RADICAL BLARGHST!
radicalblarghst.blogspot.com

Feat blokes from: Super Fun Happy Slide, Umbilical Tentacle, KLUNK, Social Climber and blah blah blah playing TOTAL DEVASTATION NOISECORE inspired by our favourite noisy bands like GBN, WORLD, ARSE DESTROYER, AC, FINAL EXIT, LDoH blah blah blah.

SPEW BALLOON & CLOGGED @ W.L.L.

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Flyer by Bean/Displeasing Designs

FRIDAY MAY 19 AT WHOLE LOTTA LOVE!! 8pm start, $10 entry.

Black Jesus (Death Metal)
Scrap metal death metal!!!

Pregnancy
Gestating goregrind (with newly birthed line-up!!)!!!

Christ Crusher- Melbourne Grind Syndicate 666
FAAAAST grindcore fury!!!

Spew Balloon
Nauseating spewrock plop!!!

Clogged
Pore-blocking GUNK!!


SPEW BALLOON “Japan Edition” demo CD’s will be available! Come and ask us!

UMBILICAL TENTACLE @ The Yarra tonight!

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No rest for the stupid, I’m back from Japan (more on that later) and straight back into the local mania with a sweet line-up and baffling flyer by evil clown/genius Zev. UT shirts will be available for $15, ask us!

UMBILICAL TENTACLE take you on a surf vacation to Innsmouth where the nightmare is more fun than reality and the frontal-lobotomy-via-noisecore gives you algebraic superpowers. http://letsnoise.blogspot.com.au/p/umbilical-tentacle.html?m=1

HEXTAPE is possibly the most riveting, outrageous, unfathomable and untouchable solo project in town, dealing in cosmic burn, future dread, timeless telekinesis and whatever sorcery it’ll take to get your ass shaking.https://hex-tape.bandcamp.com/

DERAILMENT is the soundtrack to that slow motion footage of a cannonball hitting a fat guy’s stomach being sped-up, slowed-down, wound-back, spun-around and eventually tossed in the trough for the pigs to munch on. https://derailment.bandcamp.com/releases

SPAWN are the new kids on the block of riffed up and pumped up stoner doom psych metal so good it’ll make you forget to lock your car door after a sneaky sidestreet bong. https://spawnmelbourne.bandcamp.com/releases

freeeeeee entry ooh yeh
Monday May 15th at The Yarra Hotel in Johnston St Abbotsford

https://www.facebook.com/events/423470161347579/

ESP MAYHEM @ The Tote 26/04/2017

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OXBLOOD NIGHTMARE (USA) – Hardcore Gabber, direct from USA, one show only

with support from:
YARBLES (Last show) – Most hated/Best dressed/Finally dead
https://nopatiencerecords.bandcamp.com/album/demo-cs-7
EXECUTION – Italio Oi!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSdpN1Q73Ok
VERTIGO – New breed of Geelong HC
https://soundcloud.com/antifaderecords/vertigo-magic-bag
ESP MAYHEM – Electro Crust Grind
https://espmayhem.bandcamp.com/releases

8PM
$5 or PWYC

We acknowledge that this event is taking place on the stolen land of the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin Nations. We pay respect to their Elders past, present and future. Sovereignty never ceded.

https://www.facebook.com/events/714589842046410/


This will probably be the last ESP MAYHEM Melbourne show for a while cause Christoph’s moving to Brisbane soon so come on down! I think we’ll have CD’s and maybe shirts for sale as well…