SPEW BALLOON @ Bar Open 13/04/2018

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Merchant – psych-drenched sludge
Dead Root – regressive grind/sludge
SPAWN – psychedelic sludge
Religious Observance – noise-addled doom/sludge
Spew Balloon – tubular tummy-turning grind

$10 entry / Doors 8:30

There’s only two Friday 13ths this year, so don’t let Pamela down…

https://doommerchant.bandcamp.com/
https://deadroot.bandcamp.com/
https://spawnmelbourne.bandcamp.com/
https://religiousobservance.bandcamp.com/
https://spasmoslop.bandcamp.com/album/demo-2017

https://www.facebook.com/events/117098825739818/


Flyer by John Observance. Thanks for organising!

TURDSDAY – 05/04/2018

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Get out your diaries and take heed! The first Thursday of every second month at the Last Chance is henceforth to be known as TURDSDAY: an irregular bowel movement of grind, gore and CHUD to upset your insides and make your Friday at work even worse than usual! $5 entry and doors at 8pm!

The first instalment in this crapulence-inducing crapfest is TURDSDAY APRIL 5 with:

RAWHEAD: Goregrind disgustation. For fans of: Gargling toilet water from a public toilet.
INCINERATED: Morticianwave pummelers. For fans of: Your speakers vibrating across the room.
SPEW BALLOON: Beach Boys from an alternate universe. For fans of: Having your girlfriend stolen and sand kicked in your face.
DERAILMENT: Knuckle-dragging grind sludge. For fans of: Missing the last train home.


A round of applause to DISPLEASING DESIGNS for this horrific flyer.

PUNCH YOURSELF… – 03/03/2018

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HULK BOGAN presents: Punch yourself in the face all dayer

Flid is leaving/Nats birthday/HANGOVERDOSE and Killsnitch Engage last show so lots of reasons to get mangelled at a whomping big house show 
(Address to be released nearer the time)

HANGOVERDOSE- (last show) Atonal fist fight
SISTEMA EN DECADENCIA- Full speed Washing machine with a brick in it
CLOGGED- Drain cleaning plumberviolence
ENZYME- Brain+Hammer
KILLSNITCH ENGAGE- (last show) Musical cartwheel
ASBESTOSISIS- Blocked toilet jacuzzi
DEAD ROOT- The funnist way to get disembowelled 
SPEW BALLOON- premature lumpy yawn providers
BLOCKADE- dbeat humdingers with tasty riff zingers
PEST- Foot through the floor dbeat whoppers
CREEPS DIET- Bringing down the wall with slow then fast
MISSTRESS DOLLOP AND THE ACOUSTIC WALLOP-Acoustic/spoken word to make you feel bad about yourself


House show! Email me if you want the address – sfhsgrind [[[@]]] hotmail.com
Big cheers to Flid for asking Spewies and Clogged to play this humdinger!

GRINDCORE FEVER @ Whole Lotta Love

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Flyer by Displeasing Designs

Complete loss-of-control grindcore FEVER hits Whole Lotta Love on Friday January 26th!! Bring ya tissues, band-aids, diapers and spittle-hankies because you’re gonna need ’em all for this continence-testing mess!!

Internal Rot
Saturday’s headline: RELENTLESS GRINDCORE SMASHERS SMASH GRINDCORE FANS RELENTLESSLY. Expect relentless smashing.

Christ Crusher- Melbourne Grind Syndicate 666
MGS reppin’ speed freaks who have been doing this shit since well before you ever trepidatiously typed ‘grindcore’ into YouTube!

Clogged
More repulsive than that guy who sits next to you on the train at the peak of flu season who never takes his hands off his smart phone to cover his germ-dispensing face holes!

Spew Balloon
You’ll have no trouble convincing your boss you got food poisoning after exposure to these putrid party boys! Treat yourself to a few days off work.

FRIDAY JANUARY 26 // 8:30PM // $10 // LOSE CONTROL!!!!!

WHOLE LOTTA LOVE
524 Lygon St, Brunswick East

https://www.facebook.com/events/897996960386206/

SPEW BALLOON @ SUMMER SPEED FEST

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Kick off the new year with a vicious assault by:

-KUTABARE
-HEADLESS DEATH
-METH LEPPARD (SA)
-CHRISTCRUSHER
-SCUMBAG (QLD)
-SHITWRECK
-INCINERATED
-SPEW BALLOON
-DEFENESTRATION
-NO CASH

$10 Entry.
Tago Mago – 744 High St. Thornbury. Tram 86 stops meters from the venue.
3pm until Late.

https://www.facebook.com/events/1008645712619249/

SPEW BALLOON @ Last Chance 23/12/2017

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23 Dec // The Last Chance Rock & Roll Bar // $5 entry for 5 heavy bands (good fucking deal!) // Doors at 8pm for 8:30pm start

Pigs of the Roman Empire
Death Rock
http://pigsoftheromanempire.bandcamp.com/

Headlopper
Avant-garde Noisecore
https://headlopper.bandcamp.com/

Mindrippa
Primitive Grindcore

Spew Balloon
Vomit Grinding Punk
https://spasmoslop.bandcamp.com/

Good Time Aussie Bogalars
Cunt Punk
https://goodtimeaussiebogalars.bandcamp.com/

LxPxPx – Melbourne 2017

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LITTLE PUPPY PRINCESS, furious grindcore from Seoul!! Melbourne Tour!! Plus a one-off SULSA show. Brain fluid curdling goregrind.

Friday December 8th – The Last Chance
https://www.facebook.com/events/124446221529472/

Saturday December 9th **ARVO DRAINS SHOW – this will be finished in time for the Blood Duster show!**
https://www.facebook.com/events/190615894829465/

Sunday December 10th – The Tote w/ SULSA
https://www.facebook.com/events/1962931933991225/

Monday December 11th – The Yarra Hotel
https://www.facebook.com/events/1823827417907852/

LPP – Little Puppy Princess
https://littlepuppyprincess.bandcamp.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a95n0ue7PjE

Sulsa (설사)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69e5mqVPRzc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUZfYS9ZkD8


A truly bonkers weekend of grind/noisy music coming up! Massive cheers’s to homeboy BEAN for almost single-handedly organising these superb line-ups!