TURDSDAY #3 !!!

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Get out your diaries and take heed! The first Thursday of every second month at the Last Chance is henceforth to be known as TURDSDAY: an irregular bowel movement of grind, gore and CHUD to upset your insides and make your Friday at work even worse than usual! $5 entry and doors at 7:30pm!

TURDSDAY THE TURD (3rd):

SPASMOSLOP: Aural explorations of the ever-darkening S-bend.
TERRIBLE MUTILATION: Wallowing sonic squalor from slop aficionados. First show.
DIRE EARS: Noise assault for desolidication of your brain matter.
NINJA GAIJIN: Breakcore dump-step electronic piles.

Coming soon: TURDSDAY #4! October 4th!

Spasmoslop : https://spasmoslop.bandcamp.com/album/spu01-black-mass-tile
Terrible Mutilation : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0NjbRfQIDk
Dire Ears : https://soundcloud.com/sbbtcl/holdings-15122013-dire-ears
Ninja Gaijin : https://www.mixcloud.com/djninjagaijin/ninja-gaijin-dj-set-at-disco-multiverse-core-bass-15-april-2018/


Big cheers to Lachie for putting me on this very special and wondrously grotesque line-up!

TURDSDAY #2

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Get out your diaries and take heed! The first Thursday of every second month at the Last Chance is henceforth to be known as TURDSDAY: an irregular bowel movement of grind, gore and CHUD to upset your insides and make your Friday at work even worse than usual! $5 entry and doors at 7:30pm!

Turdsday number twos promises to be just as wafty as the first thanks to the following miscreants:

EMPTY GESTURE: Unflushed toilet mince grind.
ESP MAYHEM: Multi-synth grind overload.
SPEW BALLOON: Sand-in-your-dacks-like-kitty-litter gromit crushers.
CLOGGED: S-bend blocking goregrind. BYO plunger.

Coming soon: TURDSDAY #3! August 2nd!


ESP MAYHEM replacing DEFENESTRATION so I’ll be doing my first ever triple-clanger!

Flyer by Displeasing Designs

TURDSDAY – 05/04/2018

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Get out your diaries and take heed! The first Thursday of every second month at the Last Chance is henceforth to be known as TURDSDAY: an irregular bowel movement of grind, gore and CHUD to upset your insides and make your Friday at work even worse than usual! $5 entry and doors at 8pm!

The first instalment in this crapulence-inducing crapfest is TURDSDAY APRIL 5 with:

RAWHEAD: Goregrind disgustation. For fans of: Gargling toilet water from a public toilet.
INCINERATED: Morticianwave pummelers. For fans of: Your speakers vibrating across the room.
SPEW BALLOON: Beach Boys from an alternate universe. For fans of: Having your girlfriend stolen and sand kicked in your face.
DERAILMENT: Knuckle-dragging grind sludge. For fans of: Missing the last train home.


A round of applause to DISPLEASING DESIGNS for this horrific flyer.

GRIND PUNISHMENT @ Last Chance 17/02/2018

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KUTABARE – these wretched, slimy, cretinous and downright disgusting gory ‘n sludgy DEATH/GRIND legends are back and killing it. Try pulling yourself out of the dirt after they’re done. Hint: you won’t be able to cause you’ll be fucking dead!

CLOGGED – Fist pumpin’, hard Jardin’ noisy GOREGRIND WILDNESS dealt out by members of Internal Rot, Super Fun Happy Slide, Headless Death and many others! For Last Days of Humanity-obsessed chuds only!!

CHRISTCRUSHER – supersonic MELBOURNE GRINDCORE SYNDICATE speed dealers that’ll destroy you along with all the bullshit you think is cool. BLAST!!

PREGNANCY – knuckle-dragging GOREGRIND DEPRAVITY that won’t stop beating the stinking carcasses of Bile, CBT and The Day Everything Became Nothing. Not for those without robust bowels!

ASBESTOSISIS – heaving, lurching GOREGRIND/NOISE slop that’ll induce vomiting en masse to all those within ear/arseshot. This is a rotten-to-shit offal pit in audial form so you better not wear a clean shirt!

RAWHEAD – GOREGRINDING MORTICIANWAVE idiots. Plenty of Hemdale/Last Days/Regurgitate vibes in amidst the Jards!

$10 entry. Doors at 7:30, bands at 8pm


Thanks to Lachy for organising this cracker! I’m gonna be filling in on vocals for PREGNANCY for this gig, should be fun!

SPEW BALLOON @ Last Chance 23/12/2017

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23 Dec // The Last Chance Rock & Roll Bar // $5 entry for 5 heavy bands (good fucking deal!) // Doors at 8pm for 8:30pm start

Pigs of the Roman Empire
Death Rock
http://pigsoftheromanempire.bandcamp.com/

Headlopper
Avant-garde Noisecore
https://headlopper.bandcamp.com/

Mindrippa
Primitive Grindcore

Spew Balloon
Vomit Grinding Punk
https://spasmoslop.bandcamp.com/

Good Time Aussie Bogalars
Cunt Punk
https://goodtimeaussiebogalars.bandcamp.com/

C.H.U.D. SPECTACULAR – 25/09/2015

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Calling all C.H.U.D.s! On Monday Sept 25th, head down to the Last Chance for a night of ugly, malformed and downright disgusting GRIND/DEATH. HEADLESS DEATH bring the negativity and extreme self-hatred in 280bpm spades (touring the US in November!), SPEW BALLOON will forcibly eject your lower digestive tract out through your crusty-ass nose, INCINERATED muscle out the Hardest Jards in true Morticianwave fashion and RAWHEAD kick this outrageously appalling night off its hinges in a hideous display of Z-tuned boneheadery played by actual real life C.H.U.D.s.

HEADLESS DEATH: https://headlessdeath.bandcamp.com/

SPEW BALLOON: https://spasmoslop.bandcamp.com/album/demo-2017
https://www.facebook.com/spewballoon/

INCINERATED: https://incinerateddm.bandcamp.com/album/lobotomise
https://www.facebook.com/Incinerateddm/

RAWHEAD: https://rawheadau.bandcamp.com/album/mortuary-mutilations-demo-2017
https://www.facebook.com/rawheadau