ROTTING CORPSEPAINT @ Last Chance – 30/07/2019

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An evening of Noise/EBM/Industrial at The Last Chance Rock & Roll Bar.
Tuesday July 30. $6 entry.

Rotting Corpsepaint (Anthony from DFFDL, Nik from Umbilical Tentacle) – Funeral Drone
Caustic Grip (Scud from Deader) – EBM/Industrial
Serene/Chancey (Jeremy from Ashbel, Jarvis from Ashbel) – Noise
Lou2 (Lou from Expurgatory, Lou from ooilou) – Loops Noise

We acknowledge that this event is taking place on the stolen land of the Wurundjeri and Boon Wurrung people of the Kulin nation.
Sovereignty has never been ceded.

UxTx @ Last Chance 05/05/2019

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Boom Boom Kid is a punk band from Argentina who play catchy as fuck tunes, mixing punk with bubblegum pop, salsa and hardcore.

Sunday May 5 at Last Chance from 4pm
Also playing will be:
Umbilical Tentacle
Creep Diets
COMMONS

Turdsday #4

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Get out your diaries and take heed! The first Thursday of every second month at the Last Chance is henceforth to be known as TURDSDAY: an irregular bowel movement of grind, gore and CHUD to upset your insides and make your Friday at work even worse than usual! $5 entry and doors at 7:30pm!

October 4th is TURDSDAY #4 featuring the following logs

Deader: Industrial thumping EBM.
https://deaderindustrial.bandcamp.com/releases

Creep Diets: Sludge groove.
https://creepdietssludge.bandcamp.com/

Corpsepaint Express: Grimcore/Harsh ambient/Funeral drone.

True Defective: Doom sludge.
https://truedefective.bandcamp.com/

Coming soon:
TURDSDAY #5: December 6th.
TURDSDAY #6: February 7th.

BONGAGON/SPEW BALLOON gigs

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Sydney Cyber Doom x Melbourne Chunder Grind
Double Banger Extravaganza #1
21st Sept

Bongagon
FIRST show
Spew Balloon
vomit inducing grind
Spasmoslop
electro-oral noise
Carcosa
psychedelic fuzz
WELL
noise rock

Sep 21 $10 Upstairs Tote at 8pm


Double Banger Extravaganza #2
22nd Sept

Bongagon
SYD cyber doom
Spew Balloon
towelxcore
Holy Boner
horrendous noisecore
Lsdoom
jazz – doom

FREE Entry at Last Chance Bar 2pm

TURDSDAY #3 !!!

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Get out your diaries and take heed! The first Thursday of every second month at the Last Chance is henceforth to be known as TURDSDAY: an irregular bowel movement of grind, gore and CHUD to upset your insides and make your Friday at work even worse than usual! $5 entry and doors at 7:30pm!

TURDSDAY THE TURD (3rd):

SPASMOSLOP: Aural explorations of the ever-darkening S-bend.
TERRIBLE MUTILATION: Wallowing sonic squalor from slop aficionados. First show.
DIRE EARS: Noise assault for desolidication of your brain matter.
NINJA GAIJIN: Breakcore dump-step electronic piles.

Coming soon: TURDSDAY #4! October 4th!

Spasmoslop : https://spasmoslop.bandcamp.com/album/spu01-black-mass-tile
Terrible Mutilation : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0NjbRfQIDk
Dire Ears : https://soundcloud.com/sbbtcl/holdings-15122013-dire-ears
Ninja Gaijin : https://www.mixcloud.com/djninjagaijin/ninja-gaijin-dj-set-at-disco-multiverse-core-bass-15-april-2018/


Big cheers to Lachie for putting me on this very special and wondrously grotesque line-up!

TURDSDAY #2

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Get out your diaries and take heed! The first Thursday of every second month at the Last Chance is henceforth to be known as TURDSDAY: an irregular bowel movement of grind, gore and CHUD to upset your insides and make your Friday at work even worse than usual! $5 entry and doors at 7:30pm!

Turdsday number twos promises to be just as wafty as the first thanks to the following miscreants:

EMPTY GESTURE: Unflushed toilet mince grind.
ESP MAYHEM: Multi-synth grind overload.
SPEW BALLOON: Sand-in-your-dacks-like-kitty-litter gromit crushers.
CLOGGED: S-bend blocking goregrind. BYO plunger.

Coming soon: TURDSDAY #3! August 2nd!


ESP MAYHEM replacing DEFENESTRATION so I’ll be doing my first ever triple-clanger!

Flyer by Displeasing Designs

TURDSDAY – 05/04/2018

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Get out your diaries and take heed! The first Thursday of every second month at the Last Chance is henceforth to be known as TURDSDAY: an irregular bowel movement of grind, gore and CHUD to upset your insides and make your Friday at work even worse than usual! $5 entry and doors at 8pm!

The first instalment in this crapulence-inducing crapfest is TURDSDAY APRIL 5 with:

RAWHEAD: Goregrind disgustation. For fans of: Gargling toilet water from a public toilet.
INCINERATED: Morticianwave pummelers. For fans of: Your speakers vibrating across the room.
SPEW BALLOON: Beach Boys from an alternate universe. For fans of: Having your girlfriend stolen and sand kicked in your face.
DERAILMENT: Knuckle-dragging grind sludge. For fans of: Missing the last train home.


A round of applause to DISPLEASING DESIGNS for this horrific flyer.

GRIND PUNISHMENT @ Last Chance 17/02/2018

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KUTABARE – these wretched, slimy, cretinous and downright disgusting gory ‘n sludgy DEATH/GRIND legends are back and killing it. Try pulling yourself out of the dirt after they’re done. Hint: you won’t be able to cause you’ll be fucking dead!

CLOGGED – Fist pumpin’, hard Jardin’ noisy GOREGRIND WILDNESS dealt out by members of Internal Rot, Super Fun Happy Slide, Headless Death and many others! For Last Days of Humanity-obsessed chuds only!!

CHRISTCRUSHER – supersonic MELBOURNE GRINDCORE SYNDICATE speed dealers that’ll destroy you along with all the bullshit you think is cool. BLAST!!

PREGNANCY – knuckle-dragging GOREGRIND DEPRAVITY that won’t stop beating the stinking carcasses of Bile, CBT and The Day Everything Became Nothing. Not for those without robust bowels!

ASBESTOSISIS – heaving, lurching GOREGRIND/NOISE slop that’ll induce vomiting en masse to all those within ear/arseshot. This is a rotten-to-shit offal pit in audial form so you better not wear a clean shirt!

RAWHEAD – GOREGRINDING MORTICIANWAVE idiots. Plenty of Hemdale/Last Days/Regurgitate vibes in amidst the Jards!

$10 entry. Doors at 7:30, bands at 8pm


Thanks to Lachy for organising this cracker! I’m gonna be filling in on vocals for PREGNANCY for this gig, should be fun!

SPEW BALLOON @ Last Chance 23/12/2017

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23 Dec // The Last Chance Rock & Roll Bar // $5 entry for 5 heavy bands (good fucking deal!) // Doors at 8pm for 8:30pm start

Pigs of the Roman Empire
Death Rock
http://pigsoftheromanempire.bandcamp.com/

Headlopper
Avant-garde Noisecore
https://headlopper.bandcamp.com/

Mindrippa
Primitive Grindcore

Spew Balloon
Vomit Grinding Punk
https://spasmoslop.bandcamp.com/

Good Time Aussie Bogalars
Cunt Punk
https://goodtimeaussiebogalars.bandcamp.com/

C.H.U.D. SPECTACULAR – 25/09/2015

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Calling all C.H.U.D.s! On Monday Sept 25th, head down to the Last Chance for a night of ugly, malformed and downright disgusting GRIND/DEATH. HEADLESS DEATH bring the negativity and extreme self-hatred in 280bpm spades (touring the US in November!), SPEW BALLOON will forcibly eject your lower digestive tract out through your crusty-ass nose, INCINERATED muscle out the Hardest Jards in true Morticianwave fashion and RAWHEAD kick this outrageously appalling night off its hinges in a hideous display of Z-tuned boneheadery played by actual real life C.H.U.D.s.

HEADLESS DEATH: https://headlessdeath.bandcamp.com/

SPEW BALLOON: https://spasmoslop.bandcamp.com/album/demo-2017
https://www.facebook.com/spewballoon/

INCINERATED: https://incinerateddm.bandcamp.com/album/lobotomise
https://www.facebook.com/Incinerateddm/

RAWHEAD: https://rawheadau.bandcamp.com/album/mortuary-mutilations-demo-2017
https://www.facebook.com/rawheadau