Never before in the history of time has there been such an assembly of the sickest bands ever on a Wednesday night.
Say Hello to your Wednesday Hump-Day Cure, The MID WEEK MEAT GRINDER!
Featuring the most brutal, vile and filthy acts ever to defile the stage of Bar Open, this show is guaranteed to get your juices flowing inside and out! The once in a lifetime lineup consists of MAGGOT BATH, ABU GHRAIB, SPEW BALLOON and MINDRIPPA. This is the show you’ve been dreaming about since you were just a wee tacka!
First up we have Mindrippa, a brutal sonic assault that promises to leave your cerebral cortex in absolute tatters!
Next is Spew Balloon, a crusty, filthy dirty vomit ridden Spew-Rock entity that will have you wishing you didn’t eat that hot dog for lunch! BYO sick bag!
Abu Ghraib will then execute the most ruthless, relentless and uncompromising old school black/death/thrash/grind you will ever hear. Torture Death Grind at it’s most opulent!
Maggot Bath are our final act, delivering the fatal blow to whatever remains of your shattered body and soul. Grinding, thrashing and sludging their way to aural oblivion!
This one will go down in the history books folks, something to tell the Grand kids about!
Crikey, I thought my write-ups were over-the-top! Thanks to Abu Ghraib for organising and HYPE.
Get out your diaries and take heed! The first Thursday of every second month at the Last Chance is henceforth to be known as TURDSDAY: an irregular bowel movement of grind, gore and CHUD to upset your insides and make your Friday at work even worse than usual! $5 entry and doors at 7:30pm!
Turdsday number twos promises to be just as wafty as the first thanks to the following miscreants:
EMPTY GESTURE: Unflushed toilet mince grind.
ESP MAYHEM: Multi-synth grind overload.
SPEW BALLOON: Sand-in-your-dacks-like-kitty-litter gromit crushers.
CLOGGED: S-bend blocking goregrind. BYO plunger.
Coming soon: TURDSDAY #3! August 2nd!
ESP MAYHEM replacing DEFENESTRATION so I’ll be doing my first ever triple-clanger!
Flyer by Displeasing Designs
Newcastle punk legends Obat Batuk play the Bendigo Hotel on Wednesday the 16th of May.. Support from DEFENESTRATION, SPEW BALLOON, UMBILICAL TENTACLE and EQUITY.. Starts at 8.00pm 5 bucks see ya there! https://obatbatuk.bandcamp.com/
EQUITY 8 – 8.30
SPEW BALLOON 8.40 – 9.10
DEFENESTRATION 9.20 – 9.50
OBAT BATUK 10.00 – 10.30
UMBILICAL TENTACLE 10.40 11.10
Get out your diaries and take heed! The first Thursday of every second month at the Last Chance is henceforth to be known as TURDSDAY: an irregular bowel movement of grind, gore and CHUD to upset your insides and make your Friday at work even worse than usual! $5 entry and doors at 8pm!
The first instalment in this crapulence-inducing crapfest is TURDSDAY APRIL 5 with:
RAWHEAD: Goregrind disgustation. For fans of: Gargling toilet water from a public toilet.
INCINERATED: Morticianwave pummelers. For fans of: Your speakers vibrating across the room.
SPEW BALLOON: Beach Boys from an alternate universe. For fans of: Having your girlfriend stolen and sand kicked in your face.
DERAILMENT: Knuckle-dragging grind sludge. For fans of: Missing the last train home.
A round of applause to DISPLEASING DESIGNS for this horrific flyer.
HULK BOGAN presents: Punch yourself in the face all dayer
Flid is leaving/Nats birthday/HANGOVERDOSE and Killsnitch Engage last show so lots of reasons to get mangelled at a whomping big house show
(Address to be released nearer the time)
HANGOVERDOSE- (last show) Atonal fist fight
SISTEMA EN DECADENCIA- Full speed Washing machine with a brick in it
CLOGGED- Drain cleaning plumberviolence
KILLSNITCH ENGAGE- (last show) Musical cartwheel
ASBESTOSISIS- Blocked toilet jacuzzi
DEAD ROOT- The funnist way to get disembowelled
SPEW BALLOON- premature lumpy yawn providers
BLOCKADE- dbeat humdingers with tasty riff zingers
PEST- Foot through the floor dbeat whoppers
CREEPS DIET- Bringing down the wall with slow then fast
MISSTRESS DOLLOP AND THE ACOUSTIC WALLOP-Acoustic/spoken word to make you feel bad about yourself
House show! Email me if you want the address – sfhsgrind [[[@]]] hotmail.com
Big cheers to Flid for asking Spewies and Clogged to play this humdinger!