UxTx @ Bar 303 – 31/10/2019

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Come get spooky on Halloween at Bar 303 with a special nightmarish line up of lunatics and horrific displays of art!

Featuring the nasty noises of the legendary glass crunching monster JUSTICE YELDHAM from the hellish scrap heap they call Sydney, the creature baby from the noisy deep UMBILICAL TENTACLE, the prehistoric neanderthunderous abomination OCCULT BLOOD, the dark princess of misery UBOA and the gnarled 2 headed improv beast R/S.

and Unleashing the terrifying, gut churning artworks of KROOKS, VI, OFFMENTALVISUALS, DELIRIOUSINK and SCRAWNART so frightening your eyes will melt.

the Cauldron will be flowing early at the unveiling of horrific visions (art opening at 6 come drink) and will keep overflowing with the wretched brew while the witches dance (to the live music that starts at 8PM) well into the darkness of the night (bars open til 3am).

FANCY DRESS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED!!

JUSTICE YELDHAM
http://dualplover.com/yeldham

What’s described as “a trumpet player trapped in a two dimensional universe” is in fact the unique work of Lucas Abela (also know as Justice Yeldham), a maverick musician with an unhealthy obsession with sheets of broken glass. In his now infamous show which has astonished and bemused countless people in over 45 countries, Abela ecstatically purses his lips against panes of amplified glass whilst deftly employing various vocal techniques ranging from throat singing to raspberries, to turn the discarded shards into crude musical instruments. The results are a wild array of oddly controlled cacophonous noise teetering on the edge of music. This show quite simply needs to be witnessed to be fully appreciated, let alone understood.

“Lucas is just captivating. It’s incredible how he can flip the feeling of a room upside down and sonically theres just no other sound like his” – ZACH HILL – Death Grips

“the most exciting performer I have seen in the last three years – in fact, since I first saw Iggy Pop” – Bruce Russell – WIRE
magazine.

“brilliantly immediate performance, galvanising and alien and funny, and free of safe gestures and easy comparisons.” – Frances Morgan – the quietus.

UMBILICAL TENTACLE
https://radicalblarghst.bandcamp.com/album/primordial-squirts
https://www.facebook.com/umbilicaltentacle/

OCCULT BLOOD
https://occultblood.bandcamp.com/
https://www.facebook.com/neanderthunderousnoisecore

UBOA
https://uboa.bandcamp.com/
https://www.facebook.com/uboatheflesh/

R/S is the duo of Rama Parwata and Stevie Richards

KROOKS
(perverse photography) https://instagram.com/krookedfinger

VI
(illustration) https://instagram.com/surrealartist

OFFMENTALVISUALS
(illustration) https://instagram.com/offmentalvisuals

DELIRIOUSINK
(illustration, painting) https://instagram.com/deliriousinkarts

SCRAWNART
(illustration) https://instagram.com/scrawnart

31.10.2019 – BAR 303 – Northcote
ART AT 6PM in the front bar for free!
MUSIC AT 8PM – $10
DRESS UP!

UxTx @ Old Bar – 03/10/2019

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South Australian blackened punk dork-maniacs GRIMALKIN are back in Melbourne after 3 whole years. A lil stopover on their way to Hobart for Dark Days Fest.

Listen to their EP here: http://grimalkin.bandcamp.com

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Supported by:

KOUKATSUANI (experimental loop-core)
https://soundcloud.com/koukatsuani

UMBILICAL TENTACLE (partynoisecoremania)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbFsc4rfh_o

DEFENESTRATION (death metal sickos/sweethearts from Geelong)
https://defenestration.bandcamp.com

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$7! WHAT A BARGAIN. SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE.
Doors at 7.30PM


Thanks everyone who boogied with us on Friday… we’re working on some new shit, and Brad just bought an electric drum kit so fuggin get ready for some next-gen absurd techstep-jungleblast-doof-terror-noisecore mayhem in the near future!

MAGGOT CAVE & BASS TRAITOR – 20/09/2019

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Sydney grind outfit Maggot Cave come to Melbourne alongside noisey black metal honkers Bass Traitor, both with new EPs, for a weekend of chaotic grind and noise
First show of the weekend at Swamplands in Thornbury, 7.30pm doors, $10 entry alongside locals
Sanctioned old school grindcore (https://www.facebook.com/sanctiongrind/)
Umbilical Tentacle PARTYNOISECOREMANIAAAAAA!!!!!! Listen – https://radicalblarghst.bandcamp.com/album/primordial-squirts
Spew Balloon vomit inducing spew-rock (https://spasmoslop.bandcamp.com/track/spew-balloon)
Cordan Bleuugh – tasty grindcore FIRST SHOW!

G.B.S. jam video

Video description says it all! Really looking forward to Thursday, should be GROSS!

G.B.S. @ Bar Open – 25/07/2019

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Religious Observance Belanglo 7″ launch

w support from…

Carcinoid (doom/death metal)
https://carcinoid.bandcamp.com/

GBS (gore/noise-grind)
https://gbsgore.bandcamp.com/

Dowser (psych/stoner metal)
https://dowser.bandcamp.com/


Pretty psyched to be joining G.B.S. on 2nd vocals for this gig! If ya don’t know, G.B.S. is grotesque gorenoise/noisecore consisting of Bean (Spew Balloon) on vocals, Lachie (Rawhead, Contaminated, Pregnancy etc.) on guitar, and of course Brad (Umbilical Tentacle, Internal Rot, Holy Boner etc.) on drums! Melb Grind Incest forever!

UxTx @ Cafe Gummo – 28/06/2019

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28th june @ cafe gummo thornbury
4:00pm – 1:00am
$10

with …

/\throtaxis (nsw) [unhinged post-glitch fetishism]
https://soundcloud.com/user-301441199
https://soundcloud.com/user-565329140

Earwax Jam (nsw) [splittering sonic drug abuse]
https://soundcloud.com/earwax-jam
https://noisemachinerecordings.bandcamp.com/album/nmr-024-earwax-jam-accidents-happen

K.C.O.S (sa) [yorkshire tea fuelled speedcore]
https://soundcloud.com/keepingcountofsatellites
https://keepingcountofsatellites.bandcamp.com/releases

Umbilical Tentacle [extremeexperimentalpartygrindharshsurfmoshnoisecore you can dance to]
https://www.facebook.com/umbilicaltentacle/
https://radicalblarghst.bandcamp.com/album/primordial-squirts

Over Snaxx [polybooty thrusting mpc maestro]
https://soundcloud.com/ovenaxx
https://ovenaxx.bandcamp.com/

Snuggyman [future weird msg soystep vortex]
https://soundcloud.com/snuggyman
https://www.facebook.com/SnuggyMan/

DF0:BAD [furious circuit crushing explosions]
https://soundcloud.com/skint-1
https://df0bad.bandcamp.com/

Gelido [frantic genre destroying italo disco]
https://soundcloud.com/gelid0
https://gelido.bandcamp.com/

Uboa [harshly hypnotic beautiful lullabies]
https://soundcloud.com/uboatheflesh
https://uboa.bandcamp.com

sun 38 winter warmer breakcore bonanza [round.2] @ radio bar:
https://www.facebook.com/events/353264862050586/

UxTx @ Last Chance 05/05/2019

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Boom Boom Kid is a punk band from Argentina who play catchy as fuck tunes, mixing punk with bubblegum pop, salsa and hardcore.

Sunday May 5 at Last Chance from 4pm
Also playing will be:
Umbilical Tentacle
Creep Diets
COMMONS

UxTx @ Filthfest – 04/05/2019

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FILTHFEST returns, blundering its way into 2019 with an epic lineup of the best in sonic dark arts

on Saturday, 4 MAY, 2019

Religious Observance • Cordell • KLONNS (JPN) • SUNDR • DEAD • BODIES • Robber • World Sick • Umbilical Tentacle • Somatized • Rare Olives • Munt666 • Dead Root • Intrinsic Light • Stardrifter (SA) • Landcrusher. • Thaw

at the Bendigo Hotel, Collingwood

tix 20 bux on the door – pre-sale $15 +bf

UMBILICAL TENTACLE @ The Tote 15/03/2019

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Friday March 15th at The Tote $12

INTERNAL ROT – warp speed grindcore fogeys refusing to listen to their creaky old bodies and quit
https://internalrotters.bandcamp.com/

THE SEAFORD MONSTER – chunky-riffing chunk-blowing brutal death metal slamborghini racers
https://theseafordmonster.bandcamp.com/

UMBILICAL TENTACLE – disco-grinding ass-shaking surfcorenoisewave pioneers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbFsc4rfh_o

INCINERATED – ultra blasting spew bucket deathgrind preposterousness
https://incinerateddm.bandcamp.com/album/split-w-hallucination-realized

MUNT – blackened grinding crusty death metal rageousness doing a burnout on your lawn
https://muntgrind.bandcamp.com/track/striges

This is a benefit show to raise funds to help with medical costs and the costs of moving house at short notice for a parent and child after a serious knife assault in a home intrusion. The parent suffered a life threatening injury and is currently recovering with family interstate but when they are recovered they need to move to a safer home. They’d prefer to stay anonymous but will very much appreciate any contribution that can be made by attending this show.

It’ll be a damn good night for a really great cause so please rock up and have a mosh and a dance and a slam!