HOLY BONER album launch! 28/06/2017

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WEDNESDAY VERSION MULTIVERSE NOISEMUSIC MANIA!!!
8PM – TOTE UPSTAIRS – FREE ENTRY

+ HOLY BONER
Total Devastation Noisecore!! Launching their “Extreme Noise Terrific” album!
https://radicalblarghst.bandcamp.com/album/extreme-noise-terrific

+ DERAILMENT
A horseshoe in a mechanical boxing glove punching you right in the guts!!
https://derailment.bandcamp.com/releases

+ BODY HORROR
Dark noise/drone duo
https://body-horror.bandcamp.com/

+ VALHALLA’S GOOCH
Ambient, doom, ritual, drone


https://www.facebook.com/events/307032236411970/

After more than 10 years in existence, HOLY BONER have finally released an album!!

EXTREME NOISE TERRIFIC is 25 trax of harsh blastin’, bowel rumbling, finger shredding, throat destroying noisegrind chaos. HOLY BONER deliver a vicious stop-start blast attack, full of punishing harsh wall obliterations, brief musical excursions and inevitable relapses into aural devastation!!

Utilising an ungodly arsenal of homemade/modified instruments, FX pedals, blast-o-ramas and shredded throats, HOLY BONER create a cacophonous racket of speaker cone shattering, tinnitus exacerbating, noisecore annihilation worthy of the bloody long wait!!

Strap yourself in for an enduring blasphemic thrillride of horrendous sonic masochism and annoyance!!!

OUT NOW THRU RADICAL BLARGHST!
radicalblarghst.blogspot.com

Feat blokes from: Super Fun Happy Slide, Umbilical Tentacle, KLUNK, Social Climber and blah blah blah playing TOTAL DEVASTATION NOISECORE inspired by our favourite noisy bands like GBN, WORLD, ARSE DESTROYER, AC, FINAL EXIT, LDoH blah blah blah.

UMBILICAL TENTACLE @ The Yarra tonight!

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No rest for the stupid, I’m back from Japan (more on that later) and straight back into the local mania with a sweet line-up and baffling flyer by evil clown/genius Zev. UT shirts will be available for $15, ask us!

UMBILICAL TENTACLE take you on a surf vacation to Innsmouth where the nightmare is more fun than reality and the frontal-lobotomy-via-noisecore gives you algebraic superpowers. http://letsnoise.blogspot.com.au/p/umbilical-tentacle.html?m=1

HEXTAPE is possibly the most riveting, outrageous, unfathomable and untouchable solo project in town, dealing in cosmic burn, future dread, timeless telekinesis and whatever sorcery it’ll take to get your ass shaking.https://hex-tape.bandcamp.com/

DERAILMENT is the soundtrack to that slow motion footage of a cannonball hitting a fat guy’s stomach being sped-up, slowed-down, wound-back, spun-around and eventually tossed in the trough for the pigs to munch on. https://derailment.bandcamp.com/releases

SPAWN are the new kids on the block of riffed up and pumped up stoner doom psych metal so good it’ll make you forget to lock your car door after a sneaky sidestreet bong. https://spawnmelbourne.bandcamp.com/releases

freeeeeee entry ooh yeh
Monday May 15th at The Yarra Hotel in Johnston St Abbotsford

https://www.facebook.com/events/423470161347579/

KIYASU Tour starts this week!

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29/03 – Sydney – Life Groove Cafe – $6 Entry
Kiyasu (from Sete Star, Japan) Snare Drum Solo
Synchronized Periods (from Newcastle)
Melanie Eden/Leighton Arnold (vox/gtr/field rec)
Life Groove Orchestra
https://www.facebook.com/events/775547535946106/

30/03 – Newcastle – Croatian Club – $5 Entry
Ryosuke Kiyasu
where history
alzheimer blanks
anti-pix
synch periods
https://www.facebook.com/events/1676349195996333/
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31/03 – Melbourne – The Tote Upstairs – $10 Entry
Asbestosisis (album launch!)
Ryosuke Kiyasu
Umbilical Tentacle
UTI
Pregnancy
Incinerated
ESP Mayhem
https://www.facebook.com/events/1109532195842721/
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01/04 – Melbourne – Magnet Studios – $10 Entry
Ryosuke Kiyasu
Octave Pussy
Ari Sharp
Kiyasu Noisecorkestra
Channels
https://www.facebook.com/events/687522474759733/

02/04 – Brisbane – 28 Withington St. East Brisbane – $Donation entry
**Starts 5:30pm sharp!!**
Ryosuke Kiyasu
Pink Mouse
Psychedelic Microwaves
Amanda Terry & Tim Green
https://www.facebook.com/events/1362017713863313/

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Massive cheers to everyone local and interstate who has helped get this tour together! Great line-ups, I wish I could be there for the interstate gigs!
Seeing Kiyasu play solo was a highlight of my Japan trip last year for sure. He’s one of the most dedicated grind/noisemakers I’ve ever met, and this tour is entirely self-funded, so go give him the support he deserves!