TURDSDAY #2

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Get out your diaries and take heed! The first Thursday of every second month at the Last Chance is henceforth to be known as TURDSDAY: an irregular bowel movement of grind, gore and CHUD to upset your insides and make your Friday at work even worse than usual! $5 entry and doors at 7:30pm!

Turdsday number twos promises to be just as wafty as the first thanks to the following miscreants:

EMPTY GESTURE: Unflushed toilet mince grind.
ESP MAYHEM: Multi-synth grind overload.
SPEW BALLOON: Sand-in-your-dacks-like-kitty-litter gromit crushers.
CLOGGED: S-bend blocking goregrind. BYO plunger.

Coming soon: TURDSDAY #3! August 2nd!


ESP MAYHEM replacing DEFENESTRATION so I’ll be doing my first ever triple-clanger!

Flyer by Displeasing Designs

CLOGGED @ The Tote 31/03/2018

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Saturday March 31st:

Internal Rot
Asbestosisis
Clogged
Faceless Burial
Derailment

8PM, $5 ENTRY @ TOTE

https://www.facebook.com/events/154981081851500/

Flyer by Max Crumbs

CLOGGED update

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CLOGGED @ House show March 2018 by Yunis Tmeizeh
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CLOGGED @ House show March 2018 by Yunis Tmeizeh

CLOGGED finally did a new recording! Thanks to INTERNAL ROT cancelling at the last minute we took their spot and recorded 20 songs at Goatsound last weekend, including a soon-to-be-infamous CRADLE OF FILTH cover!
The tracks will be split into a few releases:
– SOUNDS LIKE SHIT compilation on GRINDFATHER
– THIS IS MORTICIANWAVE VOL. 1 compilation on RADICAL BLARGHST
– and a full EP

Stay tuned for info on these things!

Big cheers to Yunis Tmeizeh for the pics above, and thanks to Flid and the hosts for hosting a sweet gig!

PUNCH YOURSELF… – 03/03/2018

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HULK BOGAN presents: Punch yourself in the face all dayer

Flid is leaving/Nats birthday/HANGOVERDOSE and Killsnitch Engage last show so lots of reasons to get mangelled at a whomping big house show 
(Address to be released nearer the time)

HANGOVERDOSE- (last show) Atonal fist fight
SISTEMA EN DECADENCIA- Full speed Washing machine with a brick in it
CLOGGED- Drain cleaning plumberviolence
ENZYME- Brain+Hammer
KILLSNITCH ENGAGE- (last show) Musical cartwheel
ASBESTOSISIS- Blocked toilet jacuzzi
DEAD ROOT- The funnist way to get disembowelled 
SPEW BALLOON- premature lumpy yawn providers
BLOCKADE- dbeat humdingers with tasty riff zingers
PEST- Foot through the floor dbeat whoppers
CREEPS DIET- Bringing down the wall with slow then fast
MISSTRESS DOLLOP AND THE ACOUSTIC WALLOP-Acoustic/spoken word to make you feel bad about yourself


House show! Email me if you want the address – sfhsgrind [[[@]]] hotmail.com
Big cheers to Flid for asking Spewies and Clogged to play this humdinger!

GRIND PUNISHMENT @ Last Chance 17/02/2018

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KUTABARE – these wretched, slimy, cretinous and downright disgusting gory ‘n sludgy DEATH/GRIND legends are back and killing it. Try pulling yourself out of the dirt after they’re done. Hint: you won’t be able to cause you’ll be fucking dead!

CLOGGED – Fist pumpin’, hard Jardin’ noisy GOREGRIND WILDNESS dealt out by members of Internal Rot, Super Fun Happy Slide, Headless Death and many others! For Last Days of Humanity-obsessed chuds only!!

CHRISTCRUSHER – supersonic MELBOURNE GRINDCORE SYNDICATE speed dealers that’ll destroy you along with all the bullshit you think is cool. BLAST!!

PREGNANCY – knuckle-dragging GOREGRIND DEPRAVITY that won’t stop beating the stinking carcasses of Bile, CBT and The Day Everything Became Nothing. Not for those without robust bowels!

ASBESTOSISIS – heaving, lurching GOREGRIND/NOISE slop that’ll induce vomiting en masse to all those within ear/arseshot. This is a rotten-to-shit offal pit in audial form so you better not wear a clean shirt!

RAWHEAD – GOREGRINDING MORTICIANWAVE idiots. Plenty of Hemdale/Last Days/Regurgitate vibes in amidst the Jards!

$10 entry. Doors at 7:30, bands at 8pm


Thanks to Lachy for organising this cracker! I’m gonna be filling in on vocals for PREGNANCY for this gig, should be fun!

CLOGGED @ Whole Lotta Love 12/01/2018

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WHOLE LOTTA GRIND.
$5. 8PM. JAN 12. @ WHOLE LOTTA LOVE.
524 Lygon St. Brunswick

Rawhead
Repulsive Parasitic Death/grind
https://rawheadau.bandcamp.com/

Clogged
Two-channel Ambidextrous Gore
https://radicalblarghst.bandcamp.com/album/clogged

Mindrippa
Primal Skittish Grind Riffs

Maggot Bath
Sludge-ridden Filthgrind
https://maggotbath.bandcamp.com/

https://www.facebook.com/events/195786600969262/