Get out your diaries and take heed! The first Thursday of every second month at the Last Chance is henceforth to be known as TURDSDAY: an irregular bowel movement of grind, gore and CHUD to upset your insides and make your Friday at work even worse than usual! $5 entry and doors at 8pm!
The first instalment in this crapulence-inducing crapfest is TURDSDAY APRIL 5 with:
RAWHEAD: Goregrind disgustation. For fans of: Gargling toilet water from a public toilet.
INCINERATED: Morticianwave pummelers. For fans of: Your speakers vibrating across the room.
SPEW BALLOON: Beach Boys from an alternate universe. For fans of: Having your girlfriend stolen and sand kicked in your face.
DERAILMENT: Knuckle-dragging grind sludge. For fans of: Missing the last train home.
A round of applause to DISPLEASING DESIGNS for this horrific flyer.
HULK BOGAN presents: Punch yourself in the face all dayer
Flid is leaving/Nats birthday/HANGOVERDOSE and Killsnitch Engage last show so lots of reasons to get mangelled at a whomping big house show
(Address to be released nearer the time)
HANGOVERDOSE- (last show) Atonal fist fight
SISTEMA EN DECADENCIA- Full speed Washing machine with a brick in it
CLOGGED- Drain cleaning plumberviolence
KILLSNITCH ENGAGE- (last show) Musical cartwheel
ASBESTOSISIS- Blocked toilet jacuzzi
DEAD ROOT- The funnist way to get disembowelled
SPEW BALLOON- premature lumpy yawn providers
BLOCKADE- dbeat humdingers with tasty riff zingers
PEST- Foot through the floor dbeat whoppers
CREEPS DIET- Bringing down the wall with slow then fast
MISSTRESS DOLLOP AND THE ACOUSTIC WALLOP-Acoustic/spoken word to make you feel bad about yourself
House show! Email me if you want the address – sfhsgrind [[[@]]] hotmail.com
Big cheers to Flid for asking Spewies and Clogged to play this humdinger!
WHOLE LOTTA GRIND.
$5. 8PM. JAN 12. @ WHOLE LOTTA LOVE.
524 Lygon St. Brunswick
Repulsive Parasitic Death/grind
Two-channel Ambidextrous Gore
Primal Skittish Grind Riffs
Kick off the new year with a vicious assault by:
-METH LEPPARD (SA)
Tago Mago – 744 High St. Thornbury. Tram 86 stops meters from the venue.
3pm until Late.
LITTLE PUPPY PRINCESS, furious grindcore from Seoul!! Melbourne Tour!! Plus a one-off SULSA show. Brain fluid curdling goregrind.
Friday December 8th – The Last Chance
Saturday December 9th **ARVO DRAINS SHOW – this will be finished in time for the Blood Duster show!**
Sunday December 10th – The Tote w/ SULSA
Monday December 11th – The Yarra Hotel
LPP – Little Puppy Princess
A truly bonkers weekend of grind/noisy music coming up! Massive cheers’s to homeboy BEAN for almost single-handedly organising these superb line-ups!
29/03 – Sydney – Life Groove Cafe – $6 Entry
Kiyasu (from Sete Star, Japan) Snare Drum Solo
Synchronized Periods (from Newcastle)
Melanie Eden/Leighton Arnold (vox/gtr/field rec)
Life Groove Orchestra
30/03 – Newcastle – Croatian Club – $5 Entry
31/03 – Melbourne – The Tote Upstairs – $10 Entry
Asbestosisis (album launch!)
01/04 – Melbourne – Magnet Studios – $10 Entry
02/04 – Brisbane – 28 Withington St. East Brisbane – $Donation entry
**Starts 5:30pm sharp!!**
Amanda Terry & Tim Green
Massive cheers to everyone local and interstate who has helped get this tour together! Great line-ups, I wish I could be there for the interstate gigs!
Seeing Kiyasu play solo was a highlight of my Japan trip last year for sure. He’s one of the most dedicated grind/noisemakers I’ve ever met, and this tour is entirely self-funded, so go give him the support he deserves!