GORENOISE BLAST SMACKDOWN MEETS INDUSTRIAL METAL VIOLENCE.
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G.B.S. @ Last Chance 26/02/2025
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ESP MAYHEM @ Last Chance 08/02/2025
Prepare yourself for total extreme aural obliteration at the hands of 4 of Melbourne’s finest heavy bands. The Last Chance is presently reinforcing the foundations and iron-cladding the dunnies in preparation for what is guaranteed to be a night of brutal intensity.
Tumour kick off the night with scorching death metal, that will peel your skin, shatter teeth and burn out eyes.
Second up is the frantic spasmodic cyborg-grind-epilepsy that is ESP Mayhem, continually blowing minds with their extreme synth-fused berserk shitfest.
Next up and pounding the Last Chance foundations to dust with their insanely heavy cacophony of hate, will be the crushing and bowel destroying onslaught of Religious Observance.
Finally, with an aural assault that will blast the ceiling off and pummel already bleeding eardrums to mush, will be the frenzied and relentless viscous thrash/grind attack of Pissbolt.
Tickets – https://tickets.oztix.com.au/outlet/event/d3d808df-d5ec-4b59-afbe-56fc38ec059a
November gigs
Feat. Interstate blastings!! The return of SPEW BALLOON with extra tasty new recipe!! CLOGGED & G.B.S. bringing the gore!! ESPM’s first time in Frankston!! A large amount of time spent at Last Chance!! Heaps of other good shit!!
Some/all(?) of these gigs have pre-sale online tickets and all that annoying shit. Use the googlator to find the infos!
ROTTING CORPSEPAINT @ Last Chance – 30/07/2019
An evening of Noise/EBM/Industrial at The Last Chance Rock & Roll Bar.
Tuesday July 30. $6 entry.
Rotting Corpsepaint (Anthony from DFFDL, Nik from Umbilical Tentacle) – Funeral Drone
Caustic Grip (Scud from Deader) – EBM/Industrial
Serene/Chancey (Jeremy from Ashbel, Jarvis from Ashbel) – Noise
Lou2 (Lou from Expurgatory, Lou from ooilou) – Loops Noise
We acknowledge that this event is taking place on the stolen land of the Wurundjeri and Boon Wurrung people of the Kulin nation.
Sovereignty has never been ceded.
UxTx @ Last Chance 05/05/2019
Boom Boom Kid is a punk band from Argentina who play catchy as fuck tunes, mixing punk with bubblegum pop, salsa and hardcore.
Sunday May 5 at Last Chance from 4pm
Also playing will be:
Umbilical Tentacle
Creep Diets
COMMONS
Turdsday #4
Get out your diaries and take heed! The first Thursday of every second month at the Last Chance is henceforth to be known as TURDSDAY: an irregular bowel movement of grind, gore and CHUD to upset your insides and make your Friday at work even worse than usual! $5 entry and doors at 7:30pm!
October 4th is TURDSDAY #4 featuring the following logs
Deader: Industrial thumping EBM.
https://deaderindustrial.bandcamp.com/releases
Creep Diets: Sludge groove.
https://creepdietssludge.bandcamp.com/
Corpsepaint Express: Grimcore/Harsh ambient/Funeral drone.
True Defective: Doom sludge.
https://truedefective.bandcamp.com/
Coming soon:
TURDSDAY #5: December 6th.
TURDSDAY #6: February 7th.
BONGAGON/SPEW BALLOON gigs
Sydney Cyber Doom x Melbourne Chunder Grind
Double Banger Extravaganza #1
21st Sept
Bongagon
FIRST show
Spew Balloon
vomit inducing grind
Spasmoslop
electro-oral noise
Carcosa
psychedelic fuzz
WELL
noise rock
Sep 21 $10 Upstairs Tote at 8pm
Double Banger Extravaganza #2
22nd Sept
Bongagon
SYD cyber doom
Spew Balloon
towelxcore
Holy Boner
horrendous noisecore
Lsdoom
jazz – doom
FREE Entry at Last Chance Bar 2pm
TURDSDAY #3 !!!
Get out your diaries and take heed! The first Thursday of every second month at the Last Chance is henceforth to be known as TURDSDAY: an irregular bowel movement of grind, gore and CHUD to upset your insides and make your Friday at work even worse than usual! $5 entry and doors at 7:30pm!
TURDSDAY THE TURD (3rd):
SPASMOSLOP: Aural explorations of the ever-darkening S-bend.
TERRIBLE MUTILATION: Wallowing sonic squalor from slop aficionados. First show.
DIRE EARS: Noise assault for desolidication of your brain matter.
NINJA GAIJIN: Breakcore dump-step electronic piles.
Coming soon: TURDSDAY #4! October 4th!
Spasmoslop : https://spasmoslop.bandcamp.com/album/spu01-black-mass-tile
Terrible Mutilation : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0NjbRfQIDk
Dire Ears : https://soundcloud.com/sbbtcl/holdings-15122013-dire-ears
Ninja Gaijin : https://www.mixcloud.com/djninjagaijin/ninja-gaijin-dj-set-at-disco-multiverse-core-bass-15-april-2018/
Big cheers to Lachie for putting me on this very special and wondrously grotesque line-up!
TURDSDAY #2
Get out your diaries and take heed! The first Thursday of every second month at the Last Chance is henceforth to be known as TURDSDAY: an irregular bowel movement of grind, gore and CHUD to upset your insides and make your Friday at work even worse than usual! $5 entry and doors at 7:30pm!
Turdsday number twos promises to be just as wafty as the first thanks to the following miscreants:
EMPTY GESTURE: Unflushed toilet mince grind.
ESP MAYHEM: Multi-synth grind overload.
SPEW BALLOON: Sand-in-your-dacks-like-kitty-litter gromit crushers.
CLOGGED: S-bend blocking goregrind. BYO plunger.
Coming soon: TURDSDAY #3! August 2nd!
ESP MAYHEM replacing DEFENESTRATION so I’ll be doing my first ever triple-clanger!
Flyer by Displeasing Designs
TURDSDAY – 05/04/2018
Get out your diaries and take heed! The first Thursday of every second month at the Last Chance is henceforth to be known as TURDSDAY: an irregular bowel movement of grind, gore and CHUD to upset your insides and make your Friday at work even worse than usual! $5 entry and doors at 8pm!
The first instalment in this crapulence-inducing crapfest is TURDSDAY APRIL 5 with:
RAWHEAD: Goregrind disgustation. For fans of: Gargling toilet water from a public toilet.
INCINERATED: Morticianwave pummelers. For fans of: Your speakers vibrating across the room.
SPEW BALLOON: Beach Boys from an alternate universe. For fans of: Having your girlfriend stolen and sand kicked in your face.
DERAILMENT: Knuckle-dragging grind sludge. For fans of: Missing the last train home.
A round of applause to DISPLEASING DESIGNS for this horrific flyer.
LET'S NOISE! 