Tag: blastbeats

THE BORKENLAYNE is upon us!

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KUTABARE – ‘Worm-ridden decaying corpse propped up on a chair’
https://kutabare.bandcamp.com/album/finger-food-fetish-for-the-morbidly-abnormal

FACELESS BURIAL – ‘Repeated blows to your skull with a hammer’
https://facelessburial.bandcamp.com/track/seeping-aberrational-fissures

THE BORKENLAYNE (JAP/AUS) – ‘International Gore Friendship Band’
http://theborkenlayne.bandcamp.com/

HEADLESS DEATH – ‘Fungi sprouting out of your ears’
https://headlessdeath.bandcamp.com/track/under-the-mushroom-shit-where-you-eat-edition

EXTREMELY BRUTAL (JAP) – Solo Version – ‘Death from over exposure to heavy metals’
https://extremelybrutal.bandcamp.com/track/drowned-and-torn-2

CATBOX (JAP) – ???
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Friday 13th July
@ SWAMPLANDS (Tago Mago)
Doors @ 8pm
$10 Entry

https://www.facebook.com/events/414882605647540/

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Brace yourselves for 3 jam-packed nights of utterly brutal extirpatory excessiveness courtesy of sick-riff troubadour HAGAMOTO from Japan (Bodies Lay Broken, Patisserie, The Men’s Toilet + many more) and an all star lineup of local chuds that’ll devastate and delight in equal measure.

THE BORKENLAYNE (JAP/AUS) is the latest string in the HAGAMOTO bow of br00dleness teaming up with local drum whacker BRAD (SFHS, Clogged etc) and viscious vocal vehemency by NIK (SFHS, Clogged etc) and BRENDAN (Spew Balloon). A majestic journey into a world of thrashing goregrind wildness full of RIFFS!, WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP blasts, gelatinous throat excretions and excessive pinch harmonics!!
This tour will serve as the launch for the debut album “PAIN IS THE FEARMINDER” CD out on RADICAL BLARGHST.

EXTREMELY BRUTAL – Solo Version (JAP) will also be launching their debut CD release destined to soil your ears with intensely tough death metal fretboard wizardry and pulverising percussive bludegoning, on the CD (not the shows) by DAN (ARCHAGATHUS).

SHOW #2 – Sun 15th July @ The Bendigo Hotel
https://www.facebook.com/events/895826857287013/

SHOW #3 – Sat 21st July @ The Footscray Hotel
https://www.facebook.com/events/850986915102695/

SPEW BALLOON @ Bar Open 20/06/2018

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Never before in the history of time has there been such an assembly of the sickest bands ever on a Wednesday night. 

Say Hello to your Wednesday Hump-Day Cure, The MID WEEK MEAT GRINDER!

Featuring the most brutal, vile and filthy acts ever to defile the stage of Bar Open, this show is guaranteed to get your juices flowing inside and out! The once in a lifetime lineup consists of MAGGOT BATH, ABU GHRAIB, SPEW BALLOON and MINDRIPPA. This is the show you’ve been dreaming about since you were just a wee tacka!

First up we have Mindrippa, a brutal sonic assault that promises to leave your cerebral cortex in absolute tatters!
https://www.facebook.com/Mindrippa-1841270319247127/
https://mindrippa.bandcamp.com/releases

Next is Spew Balloon, a crusty, filthy dirty vomit ridden Spew-Rock entity that will have you wishing you didn’t eat that hot dog for lunch! BYO sick bag!
https://www.facebook.com/spewballoon/
https://spasmoslop.bandcamp.com/album/demo-2017

Abu Ghraib will then execute the most ruthless, relentless and uncompromising old school black/death/thrash/grind you will ever hear. Torture Death Grind at it’s most opulent!
https://www.facebook.com/AbuGhraib666
https://abughraib.bandcamp.com/

Maggot Bath are our final act, delivering the fatal blow to whatever remains of your shattered body and soul. Grinding, thrashing and sludging their way to aural oblivion!
https://www.facebook.com/maggotbath
https://maggotbath.bandcamp.com

This one will go down in the history books folks, something to tell the Grand kids about!

DOORS 8:30 
TIX $10

Crikey, I thought my write-ups were over-the-top! Thanks to Abu Ghraib for organising and HYPE.

TURDSDAY #2

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Get out your diaries and take heed! The first Thursday of every second month at the Last Chance is henceforth to be known as TURDSDAY: an irregular bowel movement of grind, gore and CHUD to upset your insides and make your Friday at work even worse than usual! $5 entry and doors at 7:30pm!

Turdsday number twos promises to be just as wafty as the first thanks to the following miscreants:

EMPTY GESTURE: Unflushed toilet mince grind.
ESP MAYHEM: Multi-synth grind overload.
SPEW BALLOON: Sand-in-your-dacks-like-kitty-litter gromit crushers.
CLOGGED: S-bend blocking goregrind. BYO plunger.

Coming soon: TURDSDAY #3! August 2nd!

ESP MAYHEM replacing DEFENESTRATION so I’ll be doing my first ever triple-clanger!

Flyer by Displeasing Designs

UxTx & Spewies play with OBAT BATUK

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Newcastle punk legends Obat Batuk play the Bendigo Hotel on Wednesday the 16th of May.. Support from DEFENESTRATION, SPEW BALLOON, UMBILICAL TENTACLE and EQUITY.. Starts at 8.00pm 5 bucks see ya there! https://obatbatuk.bandcamp.com/
SET TIMES..
EQUITY 8 – 8.30
SPEW BALLOON 8.40 – 9.10
DEFENESTRATION 9.20 – 9.50
OBAT BATUK 10.00 – 10.30
UMBILICAL TENTACLE 10.40 11.10

DISCO MULTIVERSE 15/04/2018

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AN ELECTRICAL STARCOLLAPSE

First act 6:30pm!
Donation entry – all goes to the artists!

+ NINJA GAIJIN
Breakcore/darkstep/obscure eclectic rhythms and pulses from one of Melbs’ wildest DJ performers!
https://www.mixcloud.com/djninjagaijin/

+ DEADER
Industrial EBM stomping duo!
https://deaderindustrial.bandcamp.com/

+ ESP MAYHEM
Synthgrind intellectual-property-core!
http://espmayhem.bandcamp.com/

+ P.T.
No-input power electronical tweakout from Adelaide!
[insert link here]

+ SILKHENGE
TechnononoNoize from the maker of DFFDL + more!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unc-g9AHl2Y

+ CONEPUNCHER
The DIY synth equivalent of an over-engineered homemade billy!
https://www.instagram.com/_sonicsquelch_electrofarts_/

+ CLEANINGLADY
The DIY synth equivalent of a finely-crafted homebrew longneck!
https://soundcloud.com/cleaninglady

https://www.facebook.com/events/183292719060708/
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DISCO MULTIVERSE – NOISEMUSICSOUNDS OF THE PARALLEL UNIVERSES SINCE 2011!
https://letsnoise.com/disco-multiverse/

AT THE TOTE UPSTAIRS ALMOST EVERY MONTH!

NEXT GIG: SUNDAY 13th MAY 2018

DISCO MULTIVERSE
Noise / Music / Performance / Improv / Experimental / Harsh / Weird / Electronics / Noisecore / Grindcore / Hardcore / Punk / Breakcore / Noise You Can Dance To / Non-Popular Pop / Psych / Drone / Ambient / Audio-Visual / Indescribable / etc…

If you’re interested in playing, co-organising an event, volunteering or getting involved email Nik – sfhsgrind [@] hotmail . com

SPEW BALLOON @ Bar Open 13/04/2018

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Merchant – psych-drenched sludge
Dead Root – regressive grind/sludge
SPAWN – psychedelic sludge
Religious Observance – noise-addled doom/sludge
Spew Balloon – tubular tummy-turning grind

$10 entry / Doors 8:30

There’s only two Friday 13ths this year, so don’t let Pamela down…

https://doommerchant.bandcamp.com/
https://deadroot.bandcamp.com/
https://spawnmelbourne.bandcamp.com/
https://religiousobservance.bandcamp.com/
https://spasmoslop.bandcamp.com/album/demo-2017

https://www.facebook.com/events/117098825739818/

Flyer by John Observance. Thanks for organising!

TURDSDAY – 05/04/2018

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Get out your diaries and take heed! The first Thursday of every second month at the Last Chance is henceforth to be known as TURDSDAY: an irregular bowel movement of grind, gore and CHUD to upset your insides and make your Friday at work even worse than usual! $5 entry and doors at 8pm!

The first instalment in this crapulence-inducing crapfest is TURDSDAY APRIL 5 with:

RAWHEAD: Goregrind disgustation. For fans of: Gargling toilet water from a public toilet.
INCINERATED: Morticianwave pummelers. For fans of: Your speakers vibrating across the room.
SPEW BALLOON: Beach Boys from an alternate universe. For fans of: Having your girlfriend stolen and sand kicked in your face.
DERAILMENT: Knuckle-dragging grind sludge. For fans of: Missing the last train home.

A round of applause to DISPLEASING DESIGNS for this horrific flyer.

CLOGGED @ The Tote 31/03/2018

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Saturday March 31st:

Internal Rot
Asbestosisis
Clogged
Faceless Burial
Derailment

8PM, $5 ENTRY @ TOTE

https://www.facebook.com/events/154981081851500/

Flyer by Max Crumbs

CLOGGED update

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CLOGGED @ House show March 2018 by Yunis Tmeizeh
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CLOGGED @ House show March 2018 by Yunis Tmeizeh

CLOGGED finally did a new recording! Thanks to INTERNAL ROT cancelling at the last minute we took their spot and recorded 20 songs at Goatsound last weekend, including a soon-to-be-infamous CRADLE OF FILTH cover!
The tracks will be split into a few releases:
– SOUNDS LIKE SHIT compilation on GRINDFATHER
– THIS IS MORTICIANWAVE VOL. 1 compilation on RADICAL BLARGHST
– and a full EP

Stay tuned for info on these things!

Big cheers to Yunis Tmeizeh for the pics above, and thanks to Flid and the hosts for hosting a sweet gig!