Never before in the history of time has there been such an assembly of the sickest bands ever on a Wednesday night.
Say Hello to your Wednesday Hump-Day Cure, The MID WEEK MEAT GRINDER!
Featuring the most brutal, vile and filthy acts ever to defile the stage of Bar Open, this show is guaranteed to get your juices flowing inside and out! The once in a lifetime lineup consists of MAGGOT BATH, ABU GHRAIB, SPEW BALLOON and MINDRIPPA. This is the show you’ve been dreaming about since you were just a wee tacka!
Get out your diaries and take heed! The first Thursday of every second month at the Last Chance is henceforth to be known as TURDSDAY: an irregular bowel movement of grind, gore and CHUD to upset your insides and make your Friday at work even worse than usual! $5 entry and doors at 7:30pm!
Turdsday number twos promises to be just as wafty as the first thanks to the following miscreants:
Newcastle punk legends Obat Batuk play the Bendigo Hotel on Wednesday the 16th of May.. Support from DEFENESTRATION, SPEW BALLOON, UMBILICAL TENTACLE and EQUITY.. Starts at 8.00pm 5 bucks see ya there! https://obatbatuk.bandcamp.com/ SET TIMES.. EQUITY 8 – 8.30 SPEW BALLOON 8.40 – 9.10 DEFENESTRATION 9.20 – 9.50 OBAT BATUK 10.00 – 10.30 UMBILICAL TENTACLE 10.40 11.10
Get out your diaries and take heed! The first Thursday of every second month at the Last Chance is henceforth to be known as TURDSDAY: an irregular bowel movement of grind, gore and CHUD to upset your insides and make your Friday at work even worse than usual! $5 entry and doors at 8pm!
The first instalment in this crapulence-inducing crapfest is TURDSDAY APRIL 5 with:
RAWHEAD: Goregrind disgustation. For fans of: Gargling toilet water from a public toilet. INCINERATED: Morticianwave pummelers. For fans of: Your speakers vibrating across the room. SPEW BALLOON: Beach Boys from an alternate universe. For fans of: Having your girlfriend stolen and sand kicked in your face. DERAILMENT: Knuckle-dragging grind sludge. For fans of: Missing the last train home.
A round of applause to DISPLEASING DESIGNS for this horrific flyer.
HULK BOGAN presents: Punch yourself in the face all dayer
Flid is leaving/Nats birthday/HANGOVERDOSE and Killsnitch Engage last show so lots of reasons to get mangelled at a whomping big house show (Address to be released nearer the time)
HANGOVERDOSE- (last show) Atonal fist fight
SISTEMA EN DECADENCIA- Full speed Washing machine with a brick in it
CLOGGED- Drain cleaning plumberviolence
KILLSNITCH ENGAGE- (last show) Musical cartwheel
ASBESTOSISIS- Blocked toilet jacuzzi
DEAD ROOT- The funnist way to get disembowelled
SPEW BALLOON- premature lumpy yawn providers
BLOCKADE- dbeat humdingers with tasty riff zingers
PEST- Foot through the floor dbeat whoppers
CREEPS DIET- Bringing down the wall with slow then fast
MISSTRESS DOLLOP AND THE ACOUSTIC WALLOP-Acoustic/spoken word to make you feel bad about yourself
House show! Email me if you want the address – sfhsgrind [[[@]]] hotmail.com
Big cheers to Flid for asking Spewies and Clogged to play this humdinger!
Complete loss-of-control grindcore FEVER hits Whole Lotta Love on Friday January 26th!! Bring ya tissues, band-aids, diapers and spittle-hankies because you’re gonna need ’em all for this continence-testing mess!!