PUNCH YOURSELF… – 03/03/2018

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HULK BOGAN presents: Punch yourself in the face all dayer

Flid is leaving/Nats birthday/HANGOVERDOSE and Killsnitch Engage last show so lots of reasons to get mangelled at a whomping big house show 
(Address to be released nearer the time)

HANGOVERDOSE- (last show) Atonal fist fight
SISTEMA EN DECADENCIA- Full speed Washing machine with a brick in it
CLOGGED- Drain cleaning plumberviolence
ENZYME- Brain+Hammer
KILLSNITCH ENGAGE- (last show) Musical cartwheel
ASBESTOSISIS- Blocked toilet jacuzzi
DEAD ROOT- The funnist way to get disembowelled 
SPEW BALLOON- premature lumpy yawn providers
BLOCKADE- dbeat humdingers with tasty riff zingers
PEST- Foot through the floor dbeat whoppers
CREEPS DIET- Bringing down the wall with slow then fast
MISSTRESS DOLLOP AND THE ACOUSTIC WALLOP-Acoustic/spoken word to make you feel bad about yourself


House show! Email me if you want the address – sfhsgrind [[[@]]] hotmail.com
Big cheers to Flid for asking Spewies and Clogged to play this humdinger!

GRIND PUNISHMENT @ Last Chance 17/02/2018

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KUTABARE – these wretched, slimy, cretinous and downright disgusting gory ‘n sludgy DEATH/GRIND legends are back and killing it. Try pulling yourself out of the dirt after they’re done. Hint: you won’t be able to cause you’ll be fucking dead!

CLOGGED – Fist pumpin’, hard Jardin’ noisy GOREGRIND WILDNESS dealt out by members of Internal Rot, Super Fun Happy Slide, Headless Death and many others! For Last Days of Humanity-obsessed chuds only!!

CHRISTCRUSHER – supersonic MELBOURNE GRINDCORE SYNDICATE speed dealers that’ll destroy you along with all the bullshit you think is cool. BLAST!!

PREGNANCY – knuckle-dragging GOREGRIND DEPRAVITY that won’t stop beating the stinking carcasses of Bile, CBT and The Day Everything Became Nothing. Not for those without robust bowels!

ASBESTOSISIS – heaving, lurching GOREGRIND/NOISE slop that’ll induce vomiting en masse to all those within ear/arseshot. This is a rotten-to-shit offal pit in audial form so you better not wear a clean shirt!

RAWHEAD – GOREGRINDING MORTICIANWAVE idiots. Plenty of Hemdale/Last Days/Regurgitate vibes in amidst the Jards!

$10 entry. Doors at 7:30, bands at 8pm


Thanks to Lachy for organising this cracker! I’m gonna be filling in on vocals for PREGNANCY for this gig, should be fun!

GRINDCORE FEVER @ Whole Lotta Love

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Flyer by Displeasing Designs

Complete loss-of-control grindcore FEVER hits Whole Lotta Love on Friday January 26th!! Bring ya tissues, band-aids, diapers and spittle-hankies because you’re gonna need ’em all for this continence-testing mess!!

Internal Rot
Saturday’s headline: RELENTLESS GRINDCORE SMASHERS SMASH GRINDCORE FANS RELENTLESSLY. Expect relentless smashing.

Christ Crusher- Melbourne Grind Syndicate 666
MGS reppin’ speed freaks who have been doing this shit since well before you ever trepidatiously typed ‘grindcore’ into YouTube!

Clogged
More repulsive than that guy who sits next to you on the train at the peak of flu season who never takes his hands off his smart phone to cover his germ-dispensing face holes!

Spew Balloon
You’ll have no trouble convincing your boss you got food poisoning after exposure to these putrid party boys! Treat yourself to a few days off work.

FRIDAY JANUARY 26 // 8:30PM // $10 // LOSE CONTROL!!!!!

WHOLE LOTTA LOVE
524 Lygon St, Brunswick East

https://www.facebook.com/events/897996960386206/

CLOGGED @ Whole Lotta Love 12/01/2018

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WHOLE LOTTA GRIND.
$5. 8PM. JAN 12. @ WHOLE LOTTA LOVE.
524 Lygon St. Brunswick

Rawhead
Repulsive Parasitic Death/grind
https://rawheadau.bandcamp.com/

Clogged
Two-channel Ambidextrous Gore
https://radicalblarghst.bandcamp.com/album/clogged

Mindrippa
Primal Skittish Grind Riffs

Maggot Bath
Sludge-ridden Filthgrind
https://maggotbath.bandcamp.com/

https://www.facebook.com/events/195786600969262/

LxPxPx – Melbourne 2017

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LITTLE PUPPY PRINCESS, furious grindcore from Seoul!! Melbourne Tour!! Plus a one-off SULSA show. Brain fluid curdling goregrind.

Friday December 8th – The Last Chance
https://www.facebook.com/events/124446221529472/

Saturday December 9th **ARVO DRAINS SHOW – this will be finished in time for the Blood Duster show!**
https://www.facebook.com/events/190615894829465/

Sunday December 10th – The Tote w/ SULSA
https://www.facebook.com/events/1962931933991225/

Monday December 11th – The Yarra Hotel
https://www.facebook.com/events/1823827417907852/

LPP – Little Puppy Princess
https://littlepuppyprincess.bandcamp.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a95n0ue7PjE

Sulsa (설사)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69e5mqVPRzc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUZfYS9ZkD8


A truly bonkers weekend of grind/noisy music coming up! Massive cheers’s to homeboy BEAN for almost single-handedly organising these superb line-ups!

CLOGGED @ The Tote front bar this Saturday

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REAPER AUGUST TOTE FRONT BAR RES 

Three Saturday’s in August sees Reaper tear through the Tote front bar, playing their brand of primitive, frost bitten, raw punk from HELL!! Kicking off at 5pm

Come revel in beer soaked madness and get frosted. Joining us is 

AUG 12th w/ Clogged
AUG 19th w/ Nö Class 
AUG 26th w/ Geld 

ONLY DEATH IS REAL

https://www.facebook.com/events/1430330387059485/

Thanks REAPER for inviting us!

SPEW BALLOON & CLOGGED @ W.L.L.

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Flyer by Bean/Displeasing Designs

FRIDAY MAY 19 AT WHOLE LOTTA LOVE!! 8pm start, $10 entry.

Black Jesus (Death Metal)
Scrap metal death metal!!!

Pregnancy
Gestating goregrind (with newly birthed line-up!!)!!!

Christ Crusher- Melbourne Grind Syndicate 666
FAAAAST grindcore fury!!!

Spew Balloon
Nauseating spewrock plop!!!

Clogged
Pore-blocking GUNK!!


SPEW BALLOON “Japan Edition” demo CD’s will be available! Come and ask us!

ABADDON INCARNATE gigs

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PISSBOLT release our new CD ‘PISSNBLOOD’ after over a decade between releases. We are so stoked to announce that Irish grindcore legends ABADDON INCARNATE (Dublin) will be helping us destroy the Bendy on the night, along with an absolute belter of a lineup that includes THE RUINER, CONTAMINATED, UNBOUND (Brisbane) & ESP MAYHEM. Holy fuck!!!! This will be a big one!

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Second and final Melbourne show for Ireland’s legendary ABADDON INCARNATE!! Punishing grindcore from Dublin, coming all the way to Collingwood and destroying Johnston Street! Don’t miss this chance to have your head caved in pass you by! With support from locals BLACK JESUS (scrap metal death metal), DERAILMENT (knuckle-dragging sludge/grind), SPEW BALLOON (nausea-inducing grind/punk) and CLOGGED (artery-blocking goregrind)!!

It’s a Sunday night but the next day is a public holiday so who cares?? Get wild! Get loose!! Get destroyed!!!

Doors at 6:30pm, first band at 7pm SHARP!