Turdsday #4

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Get out your diaries and take heed! The first Thursday of every second month at the Last Chance is henceforth to be known as TURDSDAY: an irregular bowel movement of grind, gore and CHUD to upset your insides and make your Friday at work even worse than usual! $5 entry and doors at 7:30pm!

October 4th is TURDSDAY #4 featuring the following logs

Deader: Industrial thumping EBM.
https://deaderindustrial.bandcamp.com/releases

Creep Diets: Sludge groove.
https://creepdietssludge.bandcamp.com/

Corpsepaint Express: Grimcore/Harsh ambient/Funeral drone.

True Defective: Doom sludge.
https://truedefective.bandcamp.com/

Coming soon:
TURDSDAY #5: December 6th.
TURDSDAY #6: February 7th.

CORPSEPAINT EXPRESS 23/09/2018

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noiz/blackened drone/electroacoustics stuff out at the tote. 

uboa
https://uboa.bandcamp.com/album/the-apple-of-every-eye?t=1

>Corpsepaint X-Press (nik/Spasmoslop, Anthony/DFFDL)
https://frustrationjazz.bandcamp.com/album/and-drifted
https://spasmoslop.bandcamp.com

Blue Pelican
https://bblluueeppeelliiccaann.bandcamp.com/album/nigredo

exogene, (vijay from xenosine with chloe smith)
https://xenosine.bandcamp.com/music

We acknowledge this show is being held on the occupied land of the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin nation. Sovereignty has never been ceded.

730PM DOORS FIVE BUCKS SEPTEMBER 23
no idiots/bigots.

 

BONGAGON/SPEW BALLOON gigs

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Sydney Cyber Doom x Melbourne Chunder Grind
Double Banger Extravaganza #1
21st Sept

Bongagon
FIRST show
Spew Balloon
vomit inducing grind
Spasmoslop
electro-oral noise
Carcosa
psychedelic fuzz
WELL
noise rock

Sep 21 $10 Upstairs Tote at 8pm


Double Banger Extravaganza #2
22nd Sept

Bongagon
SYD cyber doom
Spew Balloon
towelxcore
Holy Boner
horrendous noisecore
Lsdoom
jazz – doom

FREE Entry at Last Chance Bar 2pm

CDR (Jp) in Melb!

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breakcore australia presents…

CDR – JAPAN 
[Breakcore – Kusoikore – Noise]
https://soundcloud.com/cdr123456789
https://cdr1234.bandcamp.com/

“CDR. I Am CDR. Ye. I Make A CDr. I Release CDrs. I Run Label RDCRECORDS. Its what is CDr burning . Sometimes CD, Vinyl, cassette, some Noise . Noise everywhere. Breakcore Destroyer. Pig Destroyer is not my Friend . Come on you Cunt . To get some CDR Amen . My SHOW ! In AUS . Amen Breaks 4 Ever . From JAPAN . Well, looking for WE MEET UP IN AUS !!!!!!”
Hikaru Tsunematsu 2018.6

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Passenger of Shit (Blue Mountains)
-trendy speedcore gabba monk
www.passengerofshit.com
https://shitwankrecords.bandcamp.com

Melt Unit (Sydney)
-fanatic footwork rave junglist 
https://www.cockrockdisco.net/releases/digital/crockp3-041/
https://soundcloud.com/meltunit

Earwax Jam (Blue Mountains)
-frantically furious flashcore enthusiast
https://soundcloud.com/earwax-jam

/\throtaxis (Sydney)
-post-digital glitch noisescapes
https://soundcloud.com/user-301441199
https://soundcloud.com/user-913087976

Snuggyman (Japan via Melb)
-surreal future weird step
https://soundcloud.com/snuggyman

Umbilical Tentacle + Volk Makedonski (Curse Ov Dialect)
-partygrindharshsurfmoshnoisecore you can dance to!
https://letsnoise.com/umbilical-tentacle/

DFO:BAD
-chip’a’yeehaww tune breakcore
https://soundcloud.com/skint-1

Gelido
-glitch tango erroneous funk
https://soundcloud.com/gelid0

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31st August | $5 – Upstairs @ The Tote

https://www.facebook.com/events/169355493922800/


Thanks heaps to Breakcore Australia for putting UMBILICAL TENTACLE on this awesome show! WANKOSLOP and YENDO BRUUC played with CDR a couple of times in Tokyo in 2016/2017 and it was highly entertaining! Very excited to play with all this cool shit, and collab again with the amazing Volk Makedonski from CURSE OV DIALECT!!
Here’s some footage from UxTx & Curse’s collab at Make It Up Club at the start of this year…

Turdsday warm-up

TURDSDAY #3 !!!

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Get out your diaries and take heed! The first Thursday of every second month at the Last Chance is henceforth to be known as TURDSDAY: an irregular bowel movement of grind, gore and CHUD to upset your insides and make your Friday at work even worse than usual! $5 entry and doors at 7:30pm!

TURDSDAY THE TURD (3rd):

SPASMOSLOP: Aural explorations of the ever-darkening S-bend.
TERRIBLE MUTILATION: Wallowing sonic squalor from slop aficionados. First show.
DIRE EARS: Noise assault for desolidication of your brain matter.
NINJA GAIJIN: Breakcore dump-step electronic piles.

Coming soon: TURDSDAY #4! October 4th!

Spasmoslop : https://spasmoslop.bandcamp.com/album/spu01-black-mass-tile
Terrible Mutilation : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0NjbRfQIDk
Dire Ears : https://soundcloud.com/sbbtcl/holdings-15122013-dire-ears
Ninja Gaijin : https://www.mixcloud.com/djninjagaijin/ninja-gaijin-dj-set-at-disco-multiverse-core-bass-15-april-2018/


Big cheers to Lachie for putting me on this very special and wondrously grotesque line-up!

TRYPTOCRAMPOLINE @ NSC – 18/07/2018

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Northcote Social Club – $5 / $10 – 7.30pm Doors 

Avantgarde harsh noise. Annihilating bouncecore. Electro-kinetic pandemonium. Majestic sonic gymnastics through electronically processed drums, vocals and trampoline. Sub out, sublimate and triangulate. Everything faster then everything else. Raw & unhinged anti-terrain. Live searing exorcism. Altered space-time proximities.

Tryptocrampoline are playing for a final time before Wish fish heads over seas. It’s gonna be full power and excellentay. So bring what you wish to exorcise and let the portal open. We will do our best to move through it all. 

Opening the night will be Sky Falcon – Doomey, dragon. 

Also – Dark Water will ride the dark wave. 
https://www.facebook.com/darkwaterband/

This event takes place on stolen land. 
We acknowledge the traditional custodians of this land the Wurundjeri people of the kulin nation.

https://www.facebook.com/events/231171200815711/


TRYPTOCRAMPOLINE is:
Wishes – Bouncing/Vocals
Swampy – Drums
Spasmo – Processing