SAVAGE (USA) secret show tonight!

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Grindhead Records are bringing Seattle’s ferocious powerviolence trio SAVAGE down south for the ‘Your Time Will Come Australian Tour 2018!’

Featuring members of the legendary Capitalist Casualties, and with a newly released album, Savage’s devastatingly loud, fast and pissed off powerviolence will be crippling eardrums at The Last Chance Rock & Roll Bar 3:00pm on Sunday 16th of September.

+ Then they’re playing this show afterwards!

UxTx & CLOGGED & …

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+ [TOP SECRET SPECIAL GUESTS]
Excellent music.

+ UMBILICAL TENTACLE
Partygrindharshsurfmoshnoisecore you can dance to.

+ CLOGGED
Gross goregrind hooliganism.

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Doors 7:00pm – first band at 8:00pm
Donation entry – all goes to the bands

ESPM/SHITGRINDING

Flyer by Maz Benjamas

SHITGRINDER are Brisbane’s leanest and meanest killing machine, straight up no frills grinding fury with their own distinct sound. They just put out a shit-hot LP and are firing on all cylinders. 
Helping light the fuse are:
BLOODRULE – finally coming out of a 3 year hiding to belt out some of the hardest death-metallized PV mosh this side of Boston Tea Stop.
EXECUTION – Melbourne’s most manic hardcore punk right now, a heart attack delivered via obsession with Italy’s unique brand of punk berserkerism. 
DIPLOID – who just get uglier and more intense with each show. A dark as hell, heavy as shit off-kilter noise/punk/grind/doom cacophony/rapture. 
ESP MAYHEM – An evil klown synth-grind headache of combative blast and confused stabs at undanceable disco peanuttery.

Saturday September 8th at the Last Chance Rock N’ Roll Bar where the revelry or misery need never end. Get there at 8, stay til humiliation drives you back to your stinky hovel!

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CDR (Jp) in Melb!

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breakcore australia presents…

CDR – JAPAN 
[Breakcore – Kusoikore – Noise]
https://soundcloud.com/cdr123456789
https://cdr1234.bandcamp.com/

“CDR. I Am CDR. Ye. I Make A CDr. I Release CDrs. I Run Label RDCRECORDS. Its what is CDr burning . Sometimes CD, Vinyl, cassette, some Noise . Noise everywhere. Breakcore Destroyer. Pig Destroyer is not my Friend . Come on you Cunt . To get some CDR Amen . My SHOW ! In AUS . Amen Breaks 4 Ever . From JAPAN . Well, looking for WE MEET UP IN AUS !!!!!!”
Hikaru Tsunematsu 2018.6

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Passenger of Shit (Blue Mountains)
-trendy speedcore gabba monk
www.passengerofshit.com
https://shitwankrecords.bandcamp.com

Melt Unit (Sydney)
-fanatic footwork rave junglist 
https://www.cockrockdisco.net/releases/digital/crockp3-041/
https://soundcloud.com/meltunit

Earwax Jam (Blue Mountains)
-frantically furious flashcore enthusiast
https://soundcloud.com/earwax-jam

/\throtaxis (Sydney)
-post-digital glitch noisescapes
https://soundcloud.com/user-301441199
https://soundcloud.com/user-913087976

Snuggyman (Japan via Melb)
-surreal future weird step
https://soundcloud.com/snuggyman

Umbilical Tentacle + Volk Makedonski (Curse Ov Dialect)
-partygrindharshsurfmoshnoisecore you can dance to!
https://letsnoise.com/umbilical-tentacle/

DFO:BAD
-chip’a’yeehaww tune breakcore
https://soundcloud.com/skint-1

Gelido
-glitch tango erroneous funk
https://soundcloud.com/gelid0

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31st August | $5 – Upstairs @ The Tote

https://www.facebook.com/events/169355493922800/


Thanks heaps to Breakcore Australia for putting UMBILICAL TENTACLE on this awesome show! WANKOSLOP and YENDO BRUUC played with CDR a couple of times in Tokyo in 2016/2017 and it was highly entertaining! Very excited to play with all this cool shit, and collab again with the amazing Volk Makedonski from CURSE OV DIALECT!!
Here’s some footage from UxTx & Curse’s collab at Make It Up Club at the start of this year…

Extreme Fest @ The Tote 18/08/2018

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“WHERE WE’RE GOING WE DON’T NEED EYES TO SEE”

1 night of sonic abuse by Australia’s filthiest bands @ The Tote, $20 entry, come and enter another dimension of pure chaos

Meth Leppard (SA)
Kutabare
BLIGHT WORMS (ACT)
HEADLESS
GRUDGE
Creep Diets
FACEGRINDER (WA)
John Howard(NSW)
Deader
DURRY (NSW)
Dog (NSW)
Plague of Sickness(TAS)
BREAK THROUGH (TAS)
Uncle Geezer
Yendo Bruuc
Religious Observance
Cryptic Abyss
Spew Balloon
NO CASH

Doors 2:00pm, first band 2:30pm

https://www.facebook.com/events/1010483525775990/


YENDO BRUUC will be playing 2nd upstairs at 3:00pm so come down nice and early for some HARSHNOISECORE which is guaranteed to be at least 75% more coherent than that last wonky gig we played. Spewies on at 5:00pm with a whopping TWO new surfgrinding spew-rock tunes to play for the underlubricated late-arvo crowd, AND some brand new shirts!…
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Full colour digital print, limited to 20, limited sizes available — $20 — get in quick!

Turdsday warm-up

TURDSDAY #3 !!!

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Get out your diaries and take heed! The first Thursday of every second month at the Last Chance is henceforth to be known as TURDSDAY: an irregular bowel movement of grind, gore and CHUD to upset your insides and make your Friday at work even worse than usual! $5 entry and doors at 7:30pm!

TURDSDAY THE TURD (3rd):

SPASMOSLOP: Aural explorations of the ever-darkening S-bend.
TERRIBLE MUTILATION: Wallowing sonic squalor from slop aficionados. First show.
DIRE EARS: Noise assault for desolidication of your brain matter.
NINJA GAIJIN: Breakcore dump-step electronic piles.

Coming soon: TURDSDAY #4! October 4th!

Spasmoslop : https://spasmoslop.bandcamp.com/album/spu01-black-mass-tile
Terrible Mutilation : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0NjbRfQIDk
Dire Ears : https://soundcloud.com/sbbtcl/holdings-15122013-dire-ears
Ninja Gaijin : https://www.mixcloud.com/djninjagaijin/ninja-gaijin-dj-set-at-disco-multiverse-core-bass-15-april-2018/


Big cheers to Lachie for putting me on this very special and wondrously grotesque line-up!