Turdsday warm-up



Get out your diaries and take heed! The first Thursday of every second month at the Last Chance is henceforth to be known as TURDSDAY: an irregular bowel movement of grind, gore and CHUD to upset your insides and make your Friday at work even worse than usual! $5 entry and doors at 7:30pm!


SPASMOSLOP: Aural explorations of the ever-darkening S-bend.
TERRIBLE MUTILATION: Wallowing sonic squalor from slop aficionados. First show.
DIRE EARS: Noise assault for desolidication of your brain matter.
NINJA GAIJIN: Breakcore dump-step electronic piles.

Coming soon: TURDSDAY #4! October 4th!

Spasmoslop : https://spasmoslop.bandcamp.com/album/spu01-black-mass-tile
Terrible Mutilation : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0NjbRfQIDk
Dire Ears : https://soundcloud.com/sbbtcl/holdings-15122013-dire-ears
Ninja Gaijin : https://www.mixcloud.com/djninjagaijin/ninja-gaijin-dj-set-at-disco-multiverse-core-bass-15-april-2018/

Big cheers to Lachie for putting me on this very special and wondrously grotesque line-up!



Northcote Social Club – $5 / $10 – 7.30pm Doors 

Avantgarde harsh noise. Annihilating bouncecore. Electro-kinetic pandemonium. Majestic sonic gymnastics through electronically processed drums, vocals and trampoline. Sub out, sublimate and triangulate. Everything faster then everything else. Raw & unhinged anti-terrain. Live searing exorcism. Altered space-time proximities.

Tryptocrampoline are playing for a final time before Wish fish heads over seas. It’s gonna be full power and excellentay. So bring what you wish to exorcise and let the portal open. We will do our best to move through it all. 

Opening the night will be Sky Falcon – Doomey, dragon. 

Also – Dark Water will ride the dark wave. 

This event takes place on stolen land. 
We acknowledge the traditional custodians of this land the Wurundjeri people of the kulin nation.


Wishes – Bouncing/Vocals
Swampy – Drums
Spasmo – Processing

CORPSEPAINT X-PRESS @ Boogieman Bar 05/07/2018




Tumtooma (Mariam from Diploid)

Caustic Grip (Scud from Deader)

Shallow ( John from Religious Observance)

Corpsepaint X-Press (Nik from Spasmoslop, Anthony from DFFDL)

7:30 doors

No idiots/bigots

We acknowledge this show is being held on the occupied land of the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin nation. Sovereignty has never been ceded.


RCKTSRGRY & other recent IG’s

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RCKTSRGRY @ Grumpy’s!


noiz and cool shit at grumpys


RCKTSRGRY (Tina Douglas & Nik Kennedy from a million cool things)

KUTUK (Brad From body horror, anthony from DFFDL)

Chris rule & Skueue (from Resonant & Sacred of Magnitude)

Eamon-Campbell June

June 10 


no idiots/bigots

Thanks Anthony/DFFDL for organising!
First RCKTSRGRY gig in yeeeeeeaaars! Over the last couple of years Tina has been doing some really cool sound shit using electro-conductive paint, conductive felt and other nifty DIY electronic gizmos for live gigs and art installations, and is making brand new “weird control glove and weird control panel” controller thingos for this gig, sweet!
Meanwhile here’s one of four videos that Tina made back in 2011 using RCKTSRGRY sounds and mashed old sc-fi movies…


WANKOSLOP @ BOUND – 02/06/2018


From https://www.secondstory.com.au/newsblog

An evening of Shibari performances and much much more …. 

​​$20 EARLY BIRD BOOK AT https://www.trybooking.com/VKRJ valid until the 16th May, after that, tickets will be $30/person . 

This edition of Bound will feature as the main act Hajime Kinoko, undoubtedly one of Japans top Shibari Masters, he will be accompanied by two other performers that are amongst the best rope artists in Australia. Bound by Avalon is open event and aimed to please your own visual and kinesthetic delight ….

On the night, we will also have the pleasure to see WANKOSLOP in their bizarro noise performance-art wank from UMBILICAL TENTACLE members Yuka Discobeans and Nik Kennedy. Incorporating atmospheric soundscapes and unsettling vocal delivery with butoh-inspired contemporary dance and avant-garde tea ceremony performance.
WANKOSLOP create surreal rituals of tension and beauty amongst waves of textural distortion and dark synth tones. https://www.facebook.com/yuka.discobeans?fref=mentions

The extremely talentad Tattoo artist Shiseio Kimura ( Japanese good shit ) will also be tattooing during the night, Shisei has been tattooing for 10 years, first in Japan before moving to Melbourne 4 yrs ago, Specialising in Japanese Style tattooing and contemporary interpretations. A few fortunate will be lucky enough to experience his masterfully artistic skills on the night ( pre arranged, if you are interested, please contact Shisei on intagram ). ( https://www.instagram.com/shitgeo/ )

This is an opportunity to experience and immerse yourself in this seductive, profound and sensual evening of Japanese arts and customs that originate back to the Samurai.

Most have performed on stages throughout Australia, Japan, Europe and the USA. 

IMPORTANT … we have changed the location for the first time BOUND will be held at at Second Story Studios in Collingwood no longer on Chapel St. 

Drum roll please…. The Japanese rope art performers are:

Avalon & Jenna ( Japanese Rope art )

Harumitsu & Cherrybossoms ( Japanese Rope art )

Hajime Kinoko & Chelsey ( Japanese Rope art )

Some of Kinoko’s Bios for those of you that may be interested:

The beautiful experience of Burning Man that I shared with Kinoko:
Kinoko’s Profile:
Kinoko’s Instagram
on Vice 1 & 2

A Raffle will be held on the night, prizes will be announced at arrival and the winners will be announced during the night. So… make sure you have a few gold coins spare for the mystery prizes!! Not to be missed!!!n evening of Shibari performances and more ….

6:30pm – June 6th 2018
Second Story Studios
222 Johnston St. Collingwood