“SICK SHOW INCOMING!! FRIDAY MARCH 7TH AT THE FANTASTIC VENUE, SPIT! MORTAL AMBITION’S ALBUM AND NPCEDE’S NEW SONG/VIDEO ARE SOME OF THE BEST AUSSIE THINGS I’VE HEARD IN AGES AND I’M HYPED TO FINALLY SEE BOTH LIVE! SPEW BALLOON CONTINUE TO BE ONE OF MELB’S BEST LIVE BANDS AND ESP MAYHEM WILL ENDEAVOUR TO BE EVEN HORNIER THAN EVER!“
SCROTAL VICE are heading south to hit Flippin’ The Bird 2025 & have added a side show in Castlemaine!
Joining them at Oni Street Wear will be PISSBOLT and ESP MAYHEM.
ALL AGES!!! U18 – $5 O18 – $10
SUNDAY 2nd MARCH 3PM
See YOU there!
Come have fun, just don’t be a fuckwit!
We would also like to show our respect and acknowledge the Dja Dja Wurrung – the traditional custodians of the stolen land on which this event takes place.
Prepare yourself for total extreme aural obliteration at the hands of 4 of Melbourne’s finest heavy bands. The Last Chance is presently reinforcing the foundations and iron-cladding the dunnies in preparation for what is guaranteed to be a night of brutal intensity. Tumour kick off the night with scorching death metal, that will peel your skin, shatter teeth and burn out eyes. Second up is the frantic spasmodic cyborg-grind-epilepsy that is ESP Mayhem, continually blowing minds with their extreme synth-fused berserk shitfest. Next up and pounding the Last Chance foundations to dust with their insanely heavy cacophony of hate, will be the crushing and bowel destroying onslaught of Religious Observance. Finally, with an aural assault that will blast the ceiling off and pummel already bleeding eardrums to mush, will be the frenzied and relentless viscous thrash/grind attack of Pissbolt.
SPASMOSLOP – been working on a new album on & off for over a year. In trying to cook up the sounds that are in my brain I of course made it stupidly over-complicated and incomprehensible but I’m trying to make it make sense. I record in a really basic way and mix everything in Audacity and have no fuggin idea what I’m doing so it takes forever. Currently remixing it for the 2000th time, then it’ll get mastered by someone who does know what they’re doing and should sound sick.
SPEW BALLOON – nearly finished our new 6-track EP. Studio recording with lots of mics & shit, but being mixed by Tolman so it sounds proper filthy & wild! Should hopefully be released in some form in time for Flippin The Bird or one of our other gigs in March. Then planning to record for a full-length album mid-year or so.
ESP MAYHEM – a few gigs coming up. Been jamming a lot ahead of recording for a full-length soooooon.
CLOGGED – possible resuscitation and new release 2025/2026… maybe…
G.B.S. – new recordings in the works for some kind of release
STRESSED OUT STRAIGHT GUY – despite not actually being very stressed out I’ll be doing vocals for this HEADLESS DEATH punk rock side project thing, unless I get replaced by an actual SOSG.
Upcoming gigs: 08/02 – ESP MAYHEM @ Last Chance w/ Pissbolt, Religious Observance, Tumour 26/02 – G.B.S. @ Last Chance w/ DJ RND2TR 01/03 – SPEW BALLOON @ Flippin The Bird, Singing Bird Studios w/ heaps of other bands. All ages! 07/03 – SPEW BALLOON & ESP MAYHEM @ Spit, Footscray w/ Mortal Ambition (SA), NPCede. All ages! 29/03 – SPEW BALLOON @ The Tote front bar, 3pm arvo show w/ Derailment, Overthrone
Top 17 Good Things From 2024 List + Watching INTERNAL ROT & DOUBLED OVER play live + GORE BEYOND NECROPSY – Noise A Go-Go LP on Haunted Hotel Records + The hot tunes of DJ RND2TR! + FINAL EXIT – Born In Hell LP + Sick gigs from visitors like BODY MELT, CEREBRAL EROSION, RADIATION VOMIT, FORCED STARVATION, FUXACHE, EXIT MOULD + Lugging a bunch of gear on a non-tour holiday to Japan and playing one single gig in Osaka with WANKOSLOP + Recording the SPEW BALLOON EP at Dangertone Studios + ESPM and SPEW BALLOON gigs at Spit, the best venue in Melb + ESPM finally releasing the “Cyber Bully” EP + OVERTHRONE + Endless hours of rare & obscure music on Youtube + Endless hours of dark drum & bass and techno mixes on Soundcloud + Being recommended BLUT AUS NORD’s last few albums by a mate + Resurrecting DEATH BY CONES for DEATH BY DRONES + Noise gigs at Radio Bar, 2nd best venue in Melb + Noise gigs under The Bridge + My car catching fire due to my mechanic fucking something up
The Make It Up Club is supported by the City of Yarra.
This event is being held on stolen land. We pay our respects to elders past and present, and we acknowledge that sovereignty has never been ceded. MIUC will support paying the rent by donating a portion of the door sales to Blak Pearl Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Creative Studio
First time collab-ing with Harriet in about 10 years or something? Looking forward to cranking some noisy darkness just like the ol’ days. Here’s some sounds from the ol’ days…
From 2017 to 2024 Radio bar had been at the center of some the best noise/drone shows to hit the city with a tonne of dope memories made. The bar became a home for some of the best and weirdest shit you could ever have the misfortune of walking past on a busy sunday in fitzroy.
Unfortunately all goods must come to an end as we host what will be the final noise/drone at radio bar. Come with us to celebrate and get fucked up by noise one last time.
Featuring:
Agnostic Hunk (ft. members of skxi)
External Organ (ft. members of Whitehorse)
Body Horror (special one off reform)
Birthday Girls Orchestra (ft. members of Ultracancer/Dead Resonance/Pubis Mons/Worthless Scum)
Very sad to be saying goodbye to Radio Bar after many years of mad noisy gigs. Big cheers to owners and absolute legends Caryn & Paul for their support and enthusiasm for hosting gross underground sounds. Mega cheers to homies Anthony Cooley & Rod Cooper for organising stuff, keeping it real and working hard to cultivate a welcoming community and good vibes. Despite the bummer I’m well psyched to collab with fellow noise-lovers Bean, Anthony, Shane for FESTERING ASTHMATIC SLOP DONKEY! No doubt it will be faaaaarkin brutal!
Recorded + Mastered by Jason Fuller at Goatsound / Mixed by Xavier Irvine at Loaf / Copyright infringement + layout by ESP MAYHEM – ”What’s mine is mine / What’s yours is also mine”
So psyched with how this turned out! This is our first recording that really nails the ESPM sound – thick, loud, unique, crazy! Technically ESPM is a very hard band to record & mix but Jason & Xavier did an amazing job getting it all together while being mercilessly overseen, scrutinised and nitpicked by us. Stream it on Bandcamp or Spotify, physical copies available through the emails in the flyer above and also at The Searchers in Melbourne, Repressed in Sydney or Bad Habit in Nambour, and more distros and shops as we spread it around.