SPASMOSLOP @ Morbid Monday 05/01/26

Yet another Morbid Monday, this time supporting Tassie’s cyber noisecore freaks SMUG ANIME FACE who are doing a big chunk of touring throughout January, along with the noisy black metal of PUNISHING. Good start to the year!

SPEW BALLOON @ Morbid Monday 29/01/2024

Come and get blindsided by the reunion you never knew you needed with SMACK BABY bringing the furious powerviolence peltings and ham sandwich vokills, new skids on the bowl HEMATEMESIS to belt you upside the head with blistering meat and potato fast grind gravy attacks and SPEW BALLOON rounding out the evening with a barrage of board shorts, brutal slidy-riff grinding and coconut oil drenched punk bravado and buffoonery!!

Second Spewies 2.0 gig with my/everyone’s favourite noisy bastard Brad on geeeetar ripping solos and other high-octane rock’n’roll madness!

Here’s a vid from the last gig thanks to Yunis

https://fb.watch/pIlFZrNhO2/

G.B.S. @ Old Bar – 16/07/2023

Kingbean and Wayniac are putting on one last show to celebrate them being old.

The World is not yet ready to announce the last 2 bands, but you should be there for Religious Observance and G.B.S.
Word on the street is that it’s Pete’s birthday and Sean’s birthday pretty recently so you should celebrate with them too!!

Much like the bands it’ll be true late 90s/early 2000s style with $10 entry on the door!!

UxTx @ Old Bar – 03/10/2019

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South Australian blackened punk dork-maniacs GRIMALKIN are back in Melbourne after 3 whole years. A lil stopover on their way to Hobart for Dark Days Fest.

Listen to their EP here: http://grimalkin.bandcamp.com

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Supported by:

KOUKATSUANI (experimental loop-core)
https://soundcloud.com/koukatsuani

UMBILICAL TENTACLE (partynoisecoremania)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbFsc4rfh_o

DEFENESTRATION (death metal sickos/sweethearts from Geelong)
https://defenestration.bandcamp.com

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$7! WHAT A BARGAIN. SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE.
Doors at 7.30PM


Thanks everyone who boogied with us on Friday… we’re working on some new shit, and Brad just bought an electric drum kit so fuggin get ready for some next-gen absurd techstep-jungleblast-doof-terror-noisecore mayhem in the near future!

UMBILICAL TENTACLE @ Old Bar 23/02/19

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STRUGGLE SESSION (china)
Born from a love of all kinds of hardcore punk from the 80s, 90s, and 00s, mixed with the kind of intensity that can only come from the world of extreme metal.
http://strugglesession.bandcamp.com/

Scrotal Vice
Formerly all Sydney based, but now spreading their itch around the world, extreme post-op power grinders SCROTAL VICE are back to disgrace Australian shores for the first time since their 2016 Humanimal tour.
https://scrotalvice.bandcamp.com/

Diploid
https://diploid.bandcamp.com/

Umbilical Tentacle
https://tenzenmen.bandcamp.com/album/split-7-6

$15
7:00
The Old Bar
23/2/18

This event takes place in Ngár-go.
This is stolen land.
We pay our respects to the original owners of the land, the Boon Wurrung and Woiwurrung (Wurundjeri) peoples of the Kulin Nation and to their elders, past, present and emerging. Sovereignty has never been ceded. This always was, and always will be Aboriginal land.